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Making new character, currently no name yet

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i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam

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Landlord wants the grass cut in the middle of a heat wave ohh my god THE GRASS KEEPS THINGS COOL

our yard has more fireflies out of the entire neighborhood, it attracts flycatchers and several insectivorous species I fucking hate lawn culture so much

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shoutout to the time in 2021 I was having scary seizurelike episodes that sent me to the neurologist, after having barely slept all week due to being a nervous wreck over my symptoms and shit.

when I sat down to describe what I was going through to the (young, very soft spoken) phys assistant taking my notes I started audibly almost crying . The whole time he’s furiously working on a tablet thing that I assumed he was writing my symptoms down on

in the midst of me having a mild nervous breakdown during my monologue he slowly turns the tablet to me after closing whatever program he had open and just fuckin stare-smiles at me all placidly til I notice the wallpaper the laptop is set to— a lovingly decorated collage of Lord Farquaad from Shrek

once I noticed I stopped dead in my tracks and we sat there staring at another for a solid minute til I broke down wheeze laughing, upon which he picked up the tablet and scurried off wordlessly. I just sat there dumbfounded til the doc showed up. 10/10 doctor experience ngl

I didn’t own a phone at the time to get any proof so this my best artistic recreation

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In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

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unrestrained summer fun

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“The original orgies and bizarre sex were perfectly sufficient” I am always saying this

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question: how does it feel to watch people you care about be mistreated? how would you describe that feeling?

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if you tried out transitioning and it wasn't for you, i think it's great you explored that and discovered something important about yourself. i think you have a unique and valuable experience with gender that should be taken into account and is worthy of discussion. But you cannot be going around calling yourself "detrans"

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Hooray! Yay! Dykes!

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There is this guy on the bus who calls himself Jeff. Jeff narrates the entire bus ride in third person. Today was the only day I have been on the bus with Jeff where someone has told him to shut up. Jeff sighed and then said “Jeff dramatically looks out of the window while sighing. Jeff just couldn’t understand why people had to be so rude.” The person who told him to shut up now looks like he is going to cry out of frustration.

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Caught in an arms race between my subconscious mind's ability to come up with fucked up Lynchian stress dream scenarios and my ability to maladaptively cope by eroticising them.

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you say youve been into anime for like 15 years or so, so i am curious if you share the growing sentiment that anime has gone downhill in modern times as often anime has a lot of the same tired anime coming out, very often trope heavy isekai anime and shonen battle anime and anime where a guy has weird chemistry with his sister and so on and so forth.

Thats a claim made by either brain dead people who watch the front page of crunchyroll only and dont seek out interesting shit, or reviewers of anime that watch WAY too many shows every season.

Apothecary Diaries, Bocchi the Rock, DandaDan, Spy x Family, and Frieren are all recent shows that are incredible in their own way not to mention how Gundam STILL maintains a solid presence