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Did Harry catch the bouquet?
Because if he did, yOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
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Cosmo Sex Tip #1701
When they plead for more, adopt a Scottish accent and yell, “I’M GIVIN’ HER ALL SHE’S GOT, CAPTAIN!”
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Concept illustration for a kid’s book I’ll be doing soon called ‘Billy-Bob - Boy Ballerina”
It’s basically a story geared towards 6 year olds about a tough kid who wears tutus to school and likes to dance. I want to promote an abolition of gender-roles and emphasize the importance of sticking with your hobbies and the things you love just because you love them.
I believe that no child should be punished for expressing themself.
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I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is
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I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is
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i love it when TV shows make references to other TV shows
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unnecessary sex scenes in movies

unnecessary sex scenes in tv shows

unnecessary sex scenes in fanfic

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have you ever had a friend who is literally like your soul mate but like in a friendship way like you are so compatible and perfect for each other

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have you ever had a friend who is literally like your soul mate but like in a friendship way like you are so compatible and perfect for each other

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DID LIAM JUsT CONFIRM NO MORE SOPHIA
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