Totally not Janus. My pronouns aren't he/him. I would never lie. Ever. I don't care about the others or Thomas's mental and physical wellbeing at all. I'm a homosnekual (Patton didn't dare me to make that pun)
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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
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“average person eats 3 jars of Crofters jam a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 jars of jams per year. Crofters Logan, who lives in a local health foods grocery & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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Yes, and? It's fun. I'm doing hot girl shit.
oh you know his ass is starting twitter fights
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It just so happens that if you give Virgil tequila, he'll dress in drag and becomes Miss Anxiequeen. Trust me, I'm not lying.
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that’s it *un sanders your sides*
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thank you *I leave and trip on air, faceplanting* This is fine
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snakeness? pretty pretty please?
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I can't be the snake boy without my snake half
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HEY WAIT A SECOND
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That would be sssso ideal. I would hate for my snakeyness to return
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Ughhhh fineeee *repizzas your rat* Snake??? Please????
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Can I have my snake back too? Pretty please? I totally and completely legitimately promise that I won't be up to any shenanigans (not me lying). (never) (why would I do that?)
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shit- fuck- uh.... UNBOYS YOUR BOY.
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I'M A REAL BOY NOW (fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you)
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*Unpizzas your rat*
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Hey- HEY- You can't do that to us
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