-Oh, Verg
-We're almost done here. I hope those pieces of paper just disappeared
-Let's assume that yes. How's Nero?
-He's fine. I missed you
-Really? Did you miss ME? But I will answer everything only when you come back~
-So I have to help Nero right now. I'll be there soon
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dlc mission 19 looks nice.
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-That's what you wanted, right?! To die so ingloriously, like people?! Worthless, useless! You never…
-Idiot, don't ever hurt yourself because of me again.
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I was a good brother
I was... A good brother
I... Was selfish
I was the worst
You were the best, Dante. I didn't want another brother
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I sing the National Anthem
While I'm standing over your body
Hold you like a python
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Dante: Clear. Don't go on. You're just a stupid schmuck who can't think on his own
Vergil: That’s because you have a fucking god damn limit of one hundred apples you cunt AND you can’t create new ones just by touching of your nasty god forsaken jacked off hands like dr manhattan
A few apple Russian jokes
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