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When Obi-Wan was young, he tried to experiment, but he had pretty terrible experience bottoming (mostly because he did it with mid lovers who also didn't understand that bottoming doesn't turn him from dom to sub).

Later he pretty successfully experimented with Satine but she wasn't that into strap-ons.

Only with Anakin Obi-Wan decided that he want to try bottoming again, because by that time they both knew exactly what every one of them likes in bed. And also Obi-Wan trusted Anakin to do it well.

It's been 15 hours and nobody commented on a fact that in discord meet cute au Anakin has a bigger dick 😭

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Btw, when Obi-Wan wanted to try to bottom, Anakin was very hesitant (mostly because we was afraid to be really bad at it in comparison with Obi-Wan), and Obi-Wan told him, that last time Anakin used this beautiful big dick to fuck anyone was before Obi-Wan's students were born. Obi-Wan got railed immediately.

It's been 15 hours and nobody commented on a fact that in discord meet cute au Anakin has a bigger dick 😭

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It's been 15 hours and nobody commented on a fact that in discord meet cute au Anakin has a bigger dick 😭

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But Anakin has a bigger dick.

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I was looking for the yacht references for next discord meet cute au comic an got completely sucked into yacht photos.

Absolutely mind-blowing that someone still use these:

Of course you need be very rich for have a giant yacht for your hobby, but I feel like rich people who are doing that have much better lives than Elon Musk who spends his time being hateful bitch on twitter instead of crossing Atlantic ocean on a sailing yacht.

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why star trek uniform of course! TOS, TNG, or any other timeline, feel free to use any alien costumes as well xD

Here he is, as a TOS captain with sexily damaged uniform like god intended!

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Looking at this photo of Ewan thinking about discord meet cute au.

Before their first meet Obi-Wan was like "Haha, I am so old, I am not sure if you find me attractive irl", and then they meet and Obi-Wan looks like that.

Anakin immediately went crazy over him.

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For the Anakin outfit thing 👀

oh yes, sexy sith outfit

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That's how I've seen Kenobi show tbh.

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I was joking with my friend about discord meet cute au, and how it doesn't have any coffee shops, a staple of modern au, because both Anakin and Obi-Wan are middle aged British men, they drink only black tea and beer (and maybe mid coffee from a coffeemaker at work). And my friend suggested that Luke or Leia can work part-time in a coffee shop.

So now I imagine that Anakin and Obi-Wan go to the coffee shop where Leia works part time officially for a date, but actually for Anakin to look at her workplace. Leia is super annoyed because she knows for sure that her dad knows nothing about fancy specialty coffee and even drinks 3-in-1 coffee at work sometimes, so he definitely here to spy on her.

"You can't call it spying if we are openly here and sit at our table all the time", objects Obi-Wan.

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Likes on my old discord meet cute au reminded me that both Anakin and Obi-Wan own boats.

But Anakin's one is a regular old motor boat.

Something like that shit, whatever they have like that in UK (specimen on a photo is Progress 4 soviet motor boat).

So, when Anakin and Obi-Wan met in person, Anakin expected Obi-Wan to have more or less similar old boat, but with a sail.

And then Obi-Wan's boat turned out to be 11 m wooden sailing yacht from early 1950s that is suitable for circumnavigation.

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if Leia knew internet slang from Earth, she would have said "it's not the flex you think it is".

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Each time I see someone being anti in a pairing tag, I'm battling an urge to write something like "hope you'll have aneurysm from hating made up guys kissing so much", but it's a rude thing to say...

(maybe I should wish them endless diarrhea insted, it's sounds marginally less aggressive...)

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Anakin speaks with Obi-Wan in Portuguese from time to time, because he thinks that Obi-Wan's Portuguese sounds super sexy.

Also, when they went to Obi-Wan's conference to Brazil, Anakin was proud that he is not like other English-speaking people, he knows local language.

(Unfortunately can't do this trick in countries that are not Portuguese-speaking, but maybe it motivate him to learn another foreign language).

In discord meet cute AU Obi-Wan studies Romance languages and the only foreign language Anakin happens to know, is also Romance language.

In school he decided to learn Portuguese because he was obsessed with Portuguese maritime exploration as a child. He got pretty good at it, mostly from reading history books in Portuguese. After uni, Anakin got a job at a firm that had offices both in UK and Brazil, and as someone who knew Portuguese, he frequently communicated with Brazilian office, and also became pretty good at Brazilian Portuguese.

Obi-Wan learned Italian and Latin in school, and similarities and differences between these two languages absolutely mesmerized him. And then he went with his parents to Romania on vacation and was like "wow, that language even more like Latin than Italian 🤯 But in a very strange way". And it cemented his interest in historical linguistics.

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In discord meet cute AU Obi-Wan studies Romance languages and the only foreign language Anakin happens to know, is also Romance language.

In school he decided to learn Portuguese because he was obsessed with Portuguese maritime exploration as a child. He got pretty good at it, mostly from reading history books in Portuguese. After uni, Anakin got a job at a firm that had offices both in UK and Brazil, and as someone who knew Portuguese, he frequently communicated with Brazilian office, and also became pretty good at Brazilian Portuguese.

Obi-Wan learned Italian and Latin in school, and similarities and differences between these two languages absolutely mesmerized him. And then he went with his parents to Romania on vacation and was like "wow, that language even more like Latin than Italian 🤯 But in a very strange way". And it cemented his interest in historical linguistics.

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I decided to participate in another contest that I have zero chances to win, so here are character designs for Alice in Wonderland.

(the full illustration is coming in a week or so)

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Anakin in a suit from Chris Pine's 2023 Esquire Magazine photoshoot for @insanebluegenius.