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writing a stonathan au where jonathan is spiderman and steve knows theres smthn weird going on but doesnt know What so at some point he comes to the conclusion that jonathans gay and tells him "i know and its totally ok Do Not Even Worry i wont tell anyone" and then jonathan is like wow!!!! this is so nice that someone knows about my superhero identity!!!! and then steve gets kidnapped and jonathan goes to save him and takes off his mask and then steve is like "WHAT" . jonathan is also gay and they kiss the end

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The Byers

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JONATHAN BYERS season 1 vs. season 4

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ok but what would be the Jonathan classes if people were to get a degree in him. core classes. electives. i’m thinking too hard about this lmao

Hi Nonny,

Off the top of my head,

Core Classes:

Parentification 101

The Socioeconomics of growing up poor in rural Indiana

"But you like The Clash? For real?": An Introduction to Anti-establishment ideals

Animal Lover Anonymous: What to do when there's something really wrong with this rat

Trusts Issues, Daddy Issues & their impacts on communication skills and personal development

Art Appreciation: How Photography actually works in the 1980s

Alternative Music from the late 1960s to the early 1990s

Popular Mechanics for Monster Hunters

Pep Talks for Beginners

Living for others instead of yourself: How to ignore your own basic needs in service of the people you love

Physical Education: Making sure you win the street fight

Electives:

Drama 101 : How to craft the perfect Oliver Twist Routine

Film Appreciation: What your favorite movie being Bambi really says about you

Misunderstood Loner or Pretentious Creep: A Case Study

Musty, Dusty, Crusty White Converse: Crafting a grunge aesthetic before it was cool

Smoking out the window: The art & archetype of the significantly older brother character in a coming of age story

Marxism, Socialism & Pissing off your girlfriend's Republican Dad

Make em Laugh: Using humor to cope with the ancient dread that lives in you

Human Sexuality

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Inspired by that photo of Jonathan and Will's height marks <3

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stonathan sunday - til' death do us part

@stonathanweek prompt: "did we get married by an elvis impersonator last night?" | steve's consequences for being the world's worst best man | 600 words

steve’s head hurts, and he is used to that.

the pain pulls him awake from his sleep. he’s in a hotel room, still wearing his clothes from the night before. his dress shirt is unbuttoned, suit jacket discarded on the floor. the tv is on, though the audio and video blur together from the colors of a sunrise bursting through glass doors, reflecting off every surface, hitting him right between the eyes. overwhelmed, he pinches the bridge of his nose with a hiss.

the pain, he can deal with. he’s partied enough times to know when he’s hungover. the scenery is what’s keeping him confused. once he gets a bit of sense back he can see that the hotel’s tv has the weather channel playing, cartoons of smiling suns and tumbleweeds over the great state of nevada. it jogs his memory. vegas. it’s the hotel room he’s staying in for robin and her wife’s wedding in las vegas. his suitcase is nowhere to be seen, but someone else’s is. clothes in a haphazard pile reveal books, papers, and a camera lens in between rolled up underwear. he looks away, heart going a mile a minute as he slowly pieces it together.

a hotel room. the weather channel. the exposed parts of his body--hands, chest, ankles, neck--itching from where costume body glitter has been applied. a silver band on his left hand’s ring finger. a camera lens. in a suitcase that isn’t his own.

the lump in his throat he’s trying to swallow is lined with jagged edges. he reaches for his hair in a state of panic, nearly jumping out of his skin when a headband of pink-white roses falls from it. what the fuck? what the fuck? he scrambles around the messy nightstand for a phone book, the hotel’s landline now in his trembling hands. a voice enters his range of misery, a door to what’s most likely a bathroom being opened and not shut.

“did we…” jonathan byers is at the other end of their- his room, looking down at a handful of glossy pictures with his eyes glazed over, body deathly still aside from the glittery, untied bow swaying down his neck. his suit is also barely on, jacket covered in cheap sparkles at the shoulders, a satin gold cummerbund wrapped loosely above his boxers that are way too big for him. he shakes his head, flipping through photograph after photograph. steve stutters pure nonsense when he notices the logo on the back of each photo reads ‘til death do us part, rock-on ceremonial palace, 1989’ in big blue lettering.

“this isn’t real,” steve groans, face now in his hands, landline discarded somewhere, “this is not real.” leave it to him to elope on his best friend���s wedding day. wherever robin is, steve has no doubt that she plans on killing him and his plus one. he might be the worst best man of all time.

“did we get married by an elvis impersonator last night?” jonathan asks, voice hoarse as he holds up a picture of steve carrying him bridal style, a man with more tassels than body mass giving them a thumbs up from behind the altar. and wouldn’t you know it, he’s wearing a priest collar that matches his shiny black hair. the two of them smile wide in the photo, cheeks rosy, jonathan’s face littered in faded kiss marks. apparently steve’s headband was part of a veil. with a defeated sigh, steve slumps backwards onto his- their bed.

“we might’ve,” his hands cover his face again, hiding the smile that’s beginning to form.

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STONATHAN SUNDAY

Continuing the Summer of Stonathan with our second Stonathan Sunday! We're going to be doing this every second Sunday until Stonathan Week (16-22 August).

Quick reminder: This exercise is to keep things fun and breezy, a little way to challenge yourselves picking one (or as many as you want) of these prompts and writing a short ficlet with it, 300-500 words. This is not something you should stress over or spend a lot of time on, it's just to get the creative juices flowing as we count down to Stonathan Week.

As always, remember to tag us (either by mentioning us or by tagging just #stonathanweek2025 or #stonathansunday) so we can see your post and give it a reblog!

Prompts:

“You are staring. It’s very rude to stare.”

“Seems like I’m always saving your ass.”

“Did we get married by an Elvis impersonator last night?”

“I’m not sure this is a good idea.”

“Doesn’t have to mean anything. Right?” “Right.”

“You have rough hands.” “Then stop touching them.” “No. I like them.”

“You’re clearly not okay so stop bullshitting me, man.”

“This is perfectly safe! Safe-ish.”

“How do you keep getting into trouble!?” “Trouble just finds me, I swear!”

“Did you mean it?”

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Sometimes the fact Robin and Jonathan are not existing friends upsets me they’re so coded to be besties

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Can someone give me encouragement on my platonic jobin wip so I have the motivation to finish it thank you x

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Collecting photos of Maya and Charlie cos I'm desperate for platonic jobin content

Special shout out to the grainiest set photos known to man

Double special shout out to the s3 table read where they're fucking backlit and in black and white so you can't see shit but it's them

Bonus: Charlie going to one of Maya's shows and being besties with her mother ❤️‍🩹

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thought i was done talking about the fandom taking jonathan's best attributes and giving them to steve, but i did just see someone on pinterest headcanon steve as "getting really into photography in his twenties" and i just think at a certain point you need to admit you want jonathan with joe keery's face and call it a goddamn day. you don't love steve harrington you love your oc jeve byerrington

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Jonathan Byers, 30, taking pictures of his daughter playing soccer. (Steve got expelled from the game because of his continued cursing at the referee.)

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Y’all might have but I’ll never forget about this

“I wanna fuck” stg he said that. the face. the tiny bounce he did?? byee

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charlie and joseph are joe’s boyfriends

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besties supporting their bestie

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Hey, you seen Jonathan's yearbook page? No?! Well, here ya go. You're welcome! 😘