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That list of Spotify genres is quite literally the funniest thing to ever exist I am near tears

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can't stop thinking about donald duck at a hipster party............ mgmt blastin.......................

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‪90s babies how do we feel about entering our 30s in this new decade?‬

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seriously is there anything sexier than sustainable farming

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The whole “how the hell does this predatory creature get enough sustenance” thing that plagues fantasy and sci-fi occasionally gets so absurd it loops around into being funny, like the scene in Star Wars when the Millenium Falcon is flying through an asteroid field and gets swallowed by a worm.

I could complain about that, but I could also conclude that the supply of reckless space pilots flying into asteroid fields has been consistent enough for the past few million years for animals to evolve to prey upon them.

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my brain whenever it listens to a new song

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im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

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some random person in walmart: aren’t you the homewrecker who got my mom pregnant and then fucked my dad.

logan, having lost his memory for the fifth time:

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cry baby 💦

(some crops from august’s patreon illust)

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