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Things that give off Jarter vibes for no reason #1

Snarky humor

Bonus points if the other person's comebacks get more and more sarcastically blunt

Enemies to Lovers tropes 😭

Couples that are fuCKING AGGRESSIVE TO EACH OTHER AT RANDOM TIMES

Waffles??

Also those couples that go off as toxic to each other at first but then theres that time where you probably became the third wheel and boom, they're aggressively soft towards each other

Those “Shut up and kiss me” moments in Wattpad books, which mostly ends up with them probably fucking or maybe just being awkward with each other

That dating your ex's sister after you broke off your really toxic relationship trope

Brutal affection

The Sun and Moon (no, I won't elaborate on this)

Penpals that high-key like each other. Everyone knows it's so obvious but they're oblivious to it

Playful mocking that ends up with the snarky comments

Rock paper scissors and then the tension when you both shoot scissors

Tsunderes?? 😭

From homies to homos

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Clarisse: I'll cut your throat. That'll shut you up

Kersey: Kinky and yes please—

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Kersey, denying the fact that she just likes Clarisse: I'll just go for her bro and see her get jealous but I'll allow her to pin me any time bcs its hot

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Kersey in 5th grade: I literally hate Clarisse like why would I even be friends with her lol

Kersey in 6th grade: I think Clarisse be kinda cool, I'm bi but I'm not going for her. Nah I'll never like her back, I hate her :D

Kersey in the first half of 7th grade: UMM??? I THINK I LIKE CLARISSE? HELP? WHY WOULD I LIKE HER BACK AJSHSJSBSH *existential crisis noises*

Kersey in the latter part of 7th grade: UMM SO I LIKE CLARISSE BUT HELL TO THE NO I WOULDN'T DATE HER NAHHH I LOAFF ANDR— hmm wait, actually I might as well just date Clarisse

Kersey in 8th grade: ASFJDBD BITCH I LOVE YOU SM LIKE WOW YOU'RE A GODDESS TO ME! YOU'RE THE SUN TO MY LIFE BCS YOU LIGHT ME UP! *more bottom noises*

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Clarisse: It's the being 5'1" for me

Kersey: It's the being a fucking goddess for me

Clarisse: It's the being a babie for me

Kersey: It's the being too pretty for me

Clarisse:

Clarisse: Can you not flirt every 5 seconds—

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Clarisse: I'm like 5'7" and I have a babie to take care of

Kersey, in the background: *setting things on fire, screaming to the abyss, starts crying bcs who knows*

Clarisse: That's the babie I'm talking about

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Kersey at 6th grade: lol Clarisse u small ant

Kersey now: haha I'm in danger 😀

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Kersey: *exists*

Literally everyone: Wow u were kinda intimidating at first but damn, soft babie 🥺

Clarisse: she's also 5'1" and would murder you if you don't hug her correctly but go off

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Kersey: omg you call me lil shit bcs I'm small !!!

Clarisse: that's not it u lil shit, but good girl for admitting the fact that you're small

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Jarter Concepts that has probably happened #7

Sending each other thirsty tiktoks

Shameless flirting in the gc????

Kersey flirting out of nowhere and Clarisse going with the flow and everyone is like ???? 👁️ 👄 👁️ what is this ???

Also gotta cleanse my DMs, these hoes thotting around

NSFW???

Where tf does Clarisse get that confidence

Slavic <<<<Sly

Kersimp Bottom ☺️

O h she's actually doing what Clarisse says—

Submissive much?

Screaming into abyss to release the ✨academic stress✨

Them doing modules but one of them gotta be distracting the other

“ :'( ”

“ D o y o u w a n t w a f f l e s ? ”

Not all masc lesbians are the top

Kersey just overall being scared of spiders lmao

Matching shirts or jackets

The aesthetics 🤩✨

Not them being too comfy with each other 😭

*screaming*

Online datesss

Sometimes we just want a Clarisse Houston in our lives

“Best fire sign gotta be Aries”

Actually helping each other out

The Mitochondrihoes

“Phrendzzz”

*Flirting in french intesifies*

Je n'ai jamais vu deux jolis meilleurs amis.

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Jarter Concepts that has probably happened #6

Raiding malls

Arguing over who's the better one: Oracle or Haruspex

Kersey is the better Haruspex ofc 😌

Clarisse be strict asf in Events and will TK you without any hesitation if you don't follow the STS or speak when PTS is on doe 😔

Kersey hosting parties in CoD and Clarisse Co-Hosting the Events so nobody bullies their bottom

When she strict in Events but soft asf when she's not hosting one>>>>

Also Kersey most probably just Team killing Clarisse at some point and everyone just goes 👁️ 👄 👁️ is that allowed 👁️ 👄 👁️

Clarisse being there for Kersey in events and continuously killing the guy who wants a duel

“Stop crying like a baby, you're literally Haruspex now.”

“But I'm a baby >;(”

Nobody knows they're dating in CoD bcs everyone thinks that they dislike each other and the other is just forced to Co-Host an event

And also the way they Host Events is so different

Like Clarisse being the strict Spartan Military General that barely gives Merits, while Kersey being the soft babie that everyone just apparently likes bcs it's easy to get Merits in her Events and she's also signing everyone's notes wih compliments

Kersey Hosting a Combat Training event and being soft on those who join

Everyone ranting about Oracles to Kersey and she's like “Yeah and that's my gf yall 👁️👅👁️”

Oh and Kersey spending Christmas with Clarisse would sound nice

Mistletoes

Literally just soft vibes only ☺️

“Are you blushing??”

“No??? It's hot here—”

Emphasis on the hot 😸

We all know what she meant by hot

Omg send Christmas pics on Christmas pls

THE HOGWARTS HOUSE SWEATERS??????

And send help bcs, I will fangirl to my death

Laelia vibes are thicc

Also Andrew most likely ruining the moment

But they don't care bcs he doesn't exist anymore

Also Kersey's spirit guide helping her with ✨trauma✨

Kersey practicing guitar but Clarisse just randomly stares and Kersey just goes “I'm under pressure rn help 👁️💧👄💧👁️”

A smol babie just wanting to impress her top :((

Clarisse thinks it's neat anyway

sUn aNd MoOn

Couple goals :DD

Why are they so ✨ perfect ✨ like everyone wants this type of relationship

Where do I even get someone like Clarisse 👁️💧👄💧👁️

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Kersey when she Hosts Events in Church of Decay: Everyone qt!!! 3 merits for everyone who just joins!!! Y'all some soft babies 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 Lets have a party and relax!!!

Clarisse when she Hosts Events in Church of Decay: HOW ARE YOU GETTING KILLED BY A RAT??!!!?? NO MERITS FOR EVERYONE IF Y'ALL CONTINUE DYING!!! DON'T BE DENSE!!! THE RAIDERS CAN DO BETTER THAN YOU ALL!!!

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Jarter Concepts that has probably happened #5

“I'm politely demanding my daily dose of Choccy Milk from you.”

C o l l a r s

Kersey just being soft all of a sudden

Submissive power bottom 👁️ 👄 👁️

Your kneecaps developed yet?

Kersey wanting to ride Clarisse bcs shes a smol babie

No, not that ride, Kersey wtffff,,,dirty thoughts go awayy

Them making fun of Andrew

Also trolling

Shitposting about each other

Exchanging sweaters

Also Kersey stealing Clarisse's stuff

“Can you reach it? No? Grow taller.”

Pouting

Mierkien blessing Kersey and making their voice calls rlly chaotic

Plus points if Kersey turns her camera on, only to look like a bottom

Edging

Their respect for each other 📈📈📈📈📈

Kersey randomly disappearing but coming back with more cheesy shit

“Ion snitch on daddy bro”

Teamwork 👁️ 👄 👁️

Always going in pairs???

Their trust with each other 😩

Couldn't be me as my teammates always kill me first 😔✋🏻

Couple of the decade or something

When she's a child of Apollo and in Hufflepuff>>>>>>>>

Kersimp is typing...

Get it?? Kersey the simp 😌✋🏻

Them tops couldn't really live without bottoms

It's like they just ✨ co-exist ✨ with each other

Peaceful couple

Play fights

More mutual assaultss

“Bitch, I ain't no snitch 😤✋🏻”

Okay but that waffle incident happening for the 8th time again... make it 9 now

When we thought that Andrew and Kersey was the shit—

Okay but that phase was quite toxic 😀😀

Clarise and Kersey>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Andrew and Kersey

Sis rlly said ✨date your boyfriend's sister✨

“If a man don't treat your right, then a gay girl will”

Amen, bitch

Those nights where they just do nothing like yesssss give your nosy ass stalkers nothing 🤩✨

And movie nightsss

JuSt cUdDliNg aNd WaTcHiNg MoViEs

Netflix and chill

Kersey falling asleep first in the middle of the movie and Clarisse shitposting about it for ✨streaks✨ in Snapchat

Andrew going in their DMs for no reason then start being an asshole

My bro you can't have Kersey back anymore because she's literally smitten for Clarisse

That do or die couple

“Why'd you tAKE MY KNEECAPS YOU HOE”

“Kneecaps card went poof. I can't find it anymore.”

The amount of kneecaps and waffle jokes

They're lesbians but somehow manage to appear as best friends too??

Damn how do they look straight, they're literally making out in front of you

“We're BFFs”

“Yeah, Best Friends that like to Fuck.”

They said that in class

Everyone went 👁️ 👄 👁️

Like isn't it obvious omg

Boys that think Clarisse is straight like,,,

Have you seen the stupid crap she did with Kersey? She's definitely straightn't

Straightn't

Begone straightness

Kersey seeing Clarisse and telling herself that she's straight until the Andrew existed

Kersey lying to herself and denying the obvious fact that she likes Clarisse last year in Octob—

Oh, to fall in love in October 😔

They're meant to be 🥰✨

Couples that do consent>>>>

Okay, they actually don't fight

They understand each other

That Luna Amon and Aelia Green shitt

What if they're low-key Laelia

“And here goes my favorite Oracle.”

When you're somebody's favorite>>>>>

Can't relate 😔✋🏻

Clarisse archiving that picture of them in matching aesthetics—

The kind of content we need fr 😸😸

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Jarter Concepts that has probably happened #4

"STS IN FRONT OF ME"

"Bitch no way I'm on a higher rank than you.”

Clarisse hosting Combat trainings and killing Kersey

M o r e l e t t e r s

Okay, Kersey, we get it. You'd die and kill for Clarisse

Clarisse coming back with the poems

UM CAN Y'ALL NOT MAKE US FEEL THAT SINGLE

WHY ARE THEY SWITCHING AESTHETICS EVERY OTHER DAY???!!!?!?!

AND ALSO MATCH AESTHETICS ON WEDNESDAYS AND FRIDAYS?????!!!?

Clarisse, teach us your ways 😔

Also Kersey, sis how u manage to get a girl that pretty 😔

More kneecaps and waffles jokes

Unproblematic couple 😌

Y'all, that one bottom whose obsessed with murder and their s/o

“We can be the Demolition Lovers. You knowwww, go on a killing spree together and bathe in a rain of bullets...or blood. Whichever you like.”

KERSEY STOP BEING CHEESY I DID NOT EXPECT YOU TO BE THAT CHEESY 😭

Love confessions in twitter????

Literally, how

PDAAAAAA

I ain't ever seen two lesbians of the same height. One of 'em gotta be taller.

Clarisse and doing Kersey's eyeliner 🤩✨

Kersey's too smitten for Clarisse, she'd literally write letter for her everyday—

Can I have a sneak peak of those letters?

Clarisse taking care of he babie

Still takes away her kneecaps tho

“I love my s/o. We don't flirt but we're like penpals.” —probably Kersey

That couple that always bickers but also that one cheesy ass couple that you wish was you and ur crush

“DAMN IT CLARISSE”

“Oracles.”

“DAMN IT ORACLES.”

“Bettter.”

THE IVANSHKOVIK BLOODLINE

Kersey killing the impostor who killed Clarisse as the current impostor

Do not provoke the bottom. I repeat. Do not provoke the bottom.

Chaotic voice calls

Also listening to the same playlist together

Rlly wholesome????

“You continuously light me up, and you never fail at it. I know you're the right person, I do. I've promised myself to never give up again. I don't think I'll be where I am right now if if wasn't for you. I'll fight by your side—I'll be honored to do so. I declare you as my Queen; you're a goddess in human form. It's as if you were sculpted from Aphrodite's image. You're both good imside and out. You're quite the hope giver yourself.”

Ummm?? Hello??? Kersey??

She's back with those cheesy ass letters.

GIVE ME CREATIVITY AND GUTS PLS

Oh to write letters for your s/o :(

Clarisse also rereading the letters when she's missing Kersey :(((

THE LETTERS IN HER ROOM THAT ARE ON THE WALL, YOU ASK? YEAH THOSE ARE FROM KERSEY TOO

penpals :((

I now want s/o.

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Jarter Concepts that had probably happened #3

"Goddess"

Who's the goddess, Kersey? Hmm?

Don't be shy, we wanna know

Edgelord Bottom + Kidcore Top = Jarter

Power bottom 🤩✨

Kersey not wanting affection, but also craving it

That smart bitchy top

"Fraise"

"Fountain"

Trying to say the same word

Finishing sentences

Also Clarisse probably restraining Kersey from doing more stupid shit

She fails

Kersey does the stupid thing

Clarisse joins bcs you know, what? Fuck it

Happy couple

Rarely fights

But when they do, it's kinda scary

Its a volcano erupting with another volcano

Contest of the volcanoes

They talk it out tho

Kersey calls it debate

Clarisse insulting Kersey's babie kneecaps

"smol babie"

"stop calling me a baby, that makes you a pedo yk"

Clarisse and her resting bitch face in class, trying to ignore the stupid crap Kersey does in the background

Flying octopi

More pillow fights

Waffles?

Oh, and that weird cheese addiction Kersey has

Choccy milk ✨✨

Bratty power bottom with hard kinks and a Soft top with soft kinks

Kersey writing letters

The quirky, romantic shit Kersey does

“Wanna be the Aelia Green to my Luna Amon?”

“I must say that in fact, you're the sun to my moon—you give me light and hope. I can't believe someone can actually make me want to live. When I'm with you, I feel immortal; as if time itself does not exist anymore. The long days we spend together are like priceless gold—never to be wasted.”

Imagine getting on that side of Kersey

Oh, and Kersey confessing her love for Clarisse makes it more cheesier

“Flirting who? Idk that sis, I only write cheesy ass letters to my s/o”

Yes, Kersey actually wrote those

I saw the letters

They're all cute and romantic

Power couple fr

I will riot and cry if they break up

The n i c k n a m e s

Sorry, we don't say 'babe' here

By cute nicknames, I meant:

Bro

Bitch/biche

Hoe

Waffle addict

Nerd???

They're absolute cute, don't you agree? 😻😸

Ah yes, them switching aesthetics in halloween

It sent me to a different level of fangaying

I feel like my soul astral projected

Clarisse but she's edgy, like her lil bottom

Kersey but Kidcore

A real babie

Clarisse did her eyeliner

They also matched aesthetics after that

Edgy couple istg

Two alt girls just sitting on a tree

K

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And also confessing their love for each other

I stan them so much :(

They also make me feel single asf 😾

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Kersey to Clarisse during 6th grade: Fuck you

Kersey to Clarisse now: Fuck me