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i do think id look good as fuck after receiving an obviously lethal blow. like i feel id do a great job looking down at my body to see a gaping hole in it, making eye contact with you, saying “oh” very quietly before i keel over… stuff like that

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im an abbot and tbh if i dont vibe with one of my monks i call the vatican and tell them he's tempting the other monks to most profane and unnatural couplings and they just take him back and send a new one no questions asked

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beavers have the lifestyle that most children dream of. dig and travel through underwater canals. dam a river and flood the local woodlands. stomp mud into dam to seal. swim to flooded trees and destroy them. live in a secret hideout with a underwater entrance. full ownership over an engineering project

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**For the guys asking I found the hoodie HERE with free shipping

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Tumblr today

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!!!!!

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I’m so proud of their six Latvian daughters

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is it just me or is there a nautical theme going on this year

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I mean

getting strong Weird Barbie vibes from the third host

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getting strong Weird Barbie vibes from the third host

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me: can we have ABBA?

Eurovision: we have ABBA at home

the ABBA at home:

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My favorite song is the people booing Israel😌