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i do find it slightly amusing how quickly i can go from thinking "maybe i am kinda hot" to "kill it with fire"
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jaskiers-sweetkiss · 8 hours
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A fae being stands before you.
“Every day you will receive one thousand dollars in your bank account. But every time you lift a glass to your lips to take a drink, you will hit your front teeth on the first try. Every. Time. Do you accept this deal?”
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jaskiers-sweetkiss · 8 hours
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thinkin of quitting my job to become a full-time horrifying void entity
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jaskiers-sweetkiss · 15 hours
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jaskiers-sweetkiss · 15 hours
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Add your culture/region in the tags if you want to! Anon is slavic and never knocks.
We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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jaskiers-sweetkiss · 15 hours
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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains
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jaskiers-sweetkiss · 15 hours
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Anemone runs from starfish
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jaskiers-sweetkiss · 19 hours
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Been hearing this is a problem again. Don't be a dick in bookmarks, folks. And yes while I made this image, I'm giving free reign. Take it. Spread it far and wide. Because I'm hearing that some readers don't know that their bookmarks are visible.
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jaskiers-sweetkiss · 19 hours
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Ah yes. Me. My boyfriend. And his 4am zoomies.
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they should start doing themed airports, you can't make airports any stranger so why not make them themed, like a haunted house themed airport, or a pirates cove airport
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Do not punish the behaviour you want to see
I mean, it seems pretty obvious when you put it like that, right?
But how many families, when an introvert sibling or child makes an effort to socialize,  snarkily say, “So, you’ve decided to join us”?
Or when someone does something they’ve had trouble doing, say, “Why can’t you do that all the time?” (Happened to me, too often.)
Or any sentence containing the word “finally”. 
If someone makes a step, a small step, in a direction you want to encourage, encourage it. Don’t complain about how it’s not enough. Don’t bring up previous stuff. Encourage it.
Because I swear to fucking god there is nothing more soul-killing, more motivation-crushing, than struggling to succeed and finding out that success and failure are both punished.
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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.
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picrewing your characters is actually a really good character development exercise. thinking about the exact physical traits your chaeacter has and building a detailed outfit for them really helps you get to know your characters better. but. it would be nice if there were more picrews that had more variety in facial features, body types, skin tones and even hairstyles. because some picrews i find have really cute art styles that i want to envision my character in my character in and it’s like. oh. you only want him to be skinny and you don’t want her to have kinky hair. like. tf man
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if you don‘t personally own one but your roommates/parents do and you are allowed to use it, that counts as yes
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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade
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