jasmemes

[jasmemes]

the locked tomb starters

all starters taken from the locked tomb series by tamsyn muir. feel free to change pronouns as needed!

life is too short and love is too long.

death first to vultures and scavengers.

why was i born so attractive?

i completely fucking hate you.

i cannot conceive of a universe without you in it.

i gave you my whole life and you didn’t even want it.

you apologize to me now?

i hurt you because it was a relief.

strike me down.

you’ve won.

you are my only friend.

i am undone without you.

i don’t even have it in me.

love and freedom don’t coexist, [name].

i don’t even remember about you half the time.

i ate peanuts, discreetly, the once.

it’s finished, it’s done.

you can’t take loved away.

i’ve just told you why i’m worried, in detail.

i think that matters quite a lot.

you swore me an oath!

do it, you faithless coward!

time to absolutely fuck you up.

did you see me?

did you behold me, [name]?

what would you do if someone discovered [name] was a murderer?

these motherfuckers had a hunger that only thumbs could satisfy.

i admit completely that this was my bad.

what’s the holdup?

just tell me how to play it.

i think bones are mediocre.

please show me how to do a press-up.

this is just sad.

i didn’t fall on a fence for this, [name].

get back here.

get back here right now.

i am measurably less intelligent than you.

where is she?

i don’t know who you’re talking about.

do you love her?

take a walk, [name].

i won’t get mad.

i was proud of you.

don’t worry, honey.

[name], may i ask a question?

ask me how i am and i’ll scream.

how are you?

don’t tell everyone.

they’ll want to see it, too.

someone’s crying, [name].

quit looking at me like that.

i’m alive.

you nearly weren’t.

you’re not even aggrieved about it.

don’t price your life so cheaply, [name].

i have absolutely no interest in you losing your sense of self preservation.

do not fucking ask me for information.

i could not be more lost right now.

forgive the explanation, [name].

tell me how to do it and i’ll do it.

how i crave your honeyed words.

how i love your tender compassion.

there are very complex power dynamics on this station.

reverse everything i just told you.

let’s get married.

nobody locks me up anywhere.

i’m not running, [name]!

[name], have you really forgiven me?

you know i only care about you.

someday i’ll marry that girl.

it might be good for her.

[jasmemes]

from the mouth of jerome valeska

all starters taken from jerome valeska’s lines in seasons 1-4 of gotham. feel free to change pronouns as needed.

what the hell is wrong with you?

got it.

lost it.

write it down.

the circus is my family.

face it, kid. [place] has no heroes.

that’s the spirit, boys.

use the tongs, [name]!

i’ll splatter him! gonna splatter [name]!

he’s right.

and no, i don’t have an appointment.

don’t bother going to security.

they’re all headless.

hi. i’m here to see [name].

you are such a stick in the mud.

think big. and kinky.

that was strangely pleasant.

do it again.

my turn.

what do you say, [name]?

you wanna boost our ratings?

i’m the boss.

everybody has to start somewhere.

look at me.

you can see i’m not crazy.

some people have no manners.

there’s nothing more contagious than laughter.

where is my face?

the world out there? that’ll be the asylum.

what kind of hero tackles somebody from behind?

yeah, that’s a spoon.

she just kept pushing.

so tell me, [name]. do i kill?

my father was a sea captain. he died at sea.

looks like the bitch got me with a zinger in the end.

we are practically identical.

you turned everyone i ever loved against me!

he worked on a lot of ships.

she’s not that kind of girl.

see you crazy kids later! ciao!

where is [name]?

you’re just as crazy as i am.

burn it down, [name]. burn it all down.

i’m an artist.

i just want to paint the town crazy.

that’s unfair and offensive.

look how big you’ve gotten.

spit it out, [name], i can take it.

i’m aware.

this is so embarrassing.

anyone got a light?

bring them now.

we’re gonna need a lot more of this!

gimme a smile.

what do you say, pal?

i’ll be your best friend.

what can i say?

i’m a charismatic guy.

[jasmemes]

next to normal, part two

all starters taken from the broadway cast recording of next to normal. feel free to change pronouns as needed! part one.

cause some days i think i’m dying.

but i’m really only trying to get through for just another day.

mozart wrote poems about farts.

i could be perfect for you.

you’ve got some nerve, [name], and i’m just all nerves!

are you clean?

i don’t do what you do!

don’t say that we’re over.

don’t you want us to be?

are we over?

he’s not here.

i miss the mountains.

i miss my life.

do you feel he’s still real?

mine is just a slower suicide.

i’ve been there for the show.

could you tell me what you’re afraid of?

could you tell me why i’m afraid it’s me?

can i touch you?

the medicine failed and the doctors lied!

i am death defied!

with nothing to remember, is there nothing left to grieve?

you’ve got it, yay, hooray!

here’s the damage to the honda when you showed me how to park it.

here’s the house on [street] after the fire.

[name] can’t stay.

he’s got homework!

he’s got surgery!

he’s got rabies!

it’s gonna be fine.

we’ll go back to the doctors cause we caught it just in time.

what was his name?

jesus, [name]!

we shock who we can’t save.

i’m holding on and i won’t let go.

let me go!

one light shines in the dark.

one single sign that our house is alive.

that’s [name]!

and [name] learned what her middle finger meant.

we’re wondering where you are.

oh no.

there’s no room for improvisation!

here’s the headline in the paper from when you flipped out at the market.

it only hurts when i’m here.

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gotham

all starters are taken from all five seasons of fox’s gotham. feel free to change pronouns as necessary!

yeah, that’s a spoon.

it is also a fork!

oh my god.

there’s two of them.

why’d you kill your mother, [name]?

looks like the bitch got me with a zinger in the end.

i’ll be damned.

now that’s a headline.

did you name your dog after me?

i’m not talking to you!

i love family reunions, don’t you?

burn it down, [name]. burn it all down.

what’s the secret to good comedy? timing.

what’s courage? grace under pressure.

and who’s the boss?

i’m the boss.

ladies and gentlemen! good evening!

you wanna boost our ratings?

i think that went well.

what does that spell?

think big. and kinky.

your legacy will be death and madness.

so tell me, [name]. do i kill?

she just kept pushing.

this is [place], baby. we’ve all got flair.

i’m pregnant.

light ‘em up!

i don’t forgive you for my face.

face it, kid.

[place] has no heroes.

she was supposed to be home ages ago.

you a relative?

when did you last see her?

i’m her son.

she’s what you call a party girl.

how fast does an animal like that move?

you knew she was here.

what can i say? i love her.

she’s perfect.

she didn’t want the commitment.

what’re you in for?

he’s got a boat with a hot tub on it.

they figure bad things happen to bad people and they happen all the time.

hang on to your hats, folks!

you ain’t seen nothing yet!

she was like that when we found her.

would you like to be my friend?

i’m the king of [place]!

i don’t care!

i’m an artist.

hi, gorgeous.

keep moving, [name].

liberating, right?

me too!

[jasmemes]

next to normal, part one

all starters are taken from the next to normal broadway cast recording. feel free to change pronouns as needed! part two

i’m so glad i know that.

don’t call me a twat!

so my son’s a little shit.

are you snorting cocaine?

i’m going to have sex with your father.

are you sure you’re okay?

the house is spinning.

it only hurts when i breathe.

catch me, i’m falling.

this sucks!

i still have this practice room for seven and a half minutes.

she’s not there!

hi, dad.

fuck this!

this is fucked.

we’re the perfect loving family.

i’m alive!

i’ve never been alone.

do you wake up in the morning and need help to lift your head?

do you read obituaries and feel jealous of the dead?

you just don’t know who i am.

i know you know who i am.

the memories are gone.

the aftershocks live on.

wish i were here.

make up your mind to be free.

i’ll be up for sex in a minute.

who are you?

he’s a hero, a lover, a prince.

you’ll be the one thing in this world that won’t hurt.

i don’t do dances.

goodbye, [name].

you come home from these sessions in tears.

i’m no sociopath.

i’m no sylvia plath.

didn’t i see this movie and didn’t i cry?

here she is, clear as the day.

please look closely and find her before she fades away.

i’m trying to tell you i love you.

and this is one fucked up seduction.

love, i know you know.

why stay?

why not simply give in and get on with living?

mozart was crazy.

you give up way too easily!

i sit behind you in like, four classes.

i am the one who’s always been there.

everything’s great! why wouldn’t it be great?

my husband’s boring.

so anyway, i’m leaving.

this is clarity that you did not have before.

make up your mind.

actually, [name], they’re our wedding rings.

that’s the first time you’ve mentioned [name] in weeks of therapy.

i’ve missed you these days.

i’ve been crazed.

i’m good as gone.

you have stories to tell.

are you nervous?

can you hear me, [name]?

maybe i’ll let myself fall.

maybe i’ve lost it at last.

[jasmemes]

west side story (2021)

all starters are taken from west side story. feel free to change pronouns as needed.

all’a youse! separate!

you gotta get your story straight, [name]. we’re very impressionable.

you are never done with trouble.

are you walkin’ away?

come on, man!

what were you doing under there with my sister?

they’re gonna be here in five minutes!

it looks like a shroud.

it’s so big and so white.

don’t mess up my hair! i just got it to act right.

[name]’s always mad.

you know how i get. i will start running my mouth.

you’re on your own, pal.

is this about [name]?

it’s good that you’re keeping her company.

when are you gonna grow up?

i’ll see him tomorrow night?

you bet your ass.

[name] doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.

well, golly gee, [name].

long as i known you, you ain’t had the sense god gave a pigeon.

come on, [name]. ride with me.

and you’re in the way.

least you could do.

don’t be like that!

you make fun of the way i talk one more time, [name].

you bring dead floors back to life.

keep looking for better.

she’s in love with [name]!

need a little rum?

it’ll help you sleep.

now you sound like a real american.

you ever fired a gun before?

you are breaking my heart with this shit!

i didn’t mean no disrespect.

i just wanted to dance with her.

if he won’t fight you, fight someone who will.

stay out of this!

shut up, [name].

[name] is right, ain’t he?

he’s on parole. he’s gotta be careful, is all.

my parole officer said no going out!

who cares who i am?

y’know, i wake up to everything i know either getting sold or wrecked or being taken over by people that i don’t like.

you’re just too deep for me, kid.

come on, just give it a chance!

you boys love your knives.

you dishonor yourselves.

you dishonor your dead.

i know all of your names.

course i have.

might as well.

how tall did you used to be before you, y’know, shrank?

it’s okay.

thank you for the dance.

what are you afraid of?

i always know which foot i’m on.

it’s mine.

i bought it.

maybe we got off on the wrong foot.

didn’t you hear me?

[name] has something to say to you.

[name]’s a very sweet boy.

and what else are you learning about?

boxers get rich.

boxers get their brains knocked out.

i’m right here.

good morning.

[name]! breakfast!

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panic

all starters are taken from season one of panic. feel free to change pronouns as needed!

you really are a good liar.

because you’re the only one that ever actually does anything!

where’s your mom, [name?]

do llamas bite?

thought we’d lost you there.

fuck you, [name]!

but i trust you.

what about [name]? isn’t she your best friend?

what about her?

not even a kiss goodnight?

you’re the new kid.

hurricane harvey wiped us out.

we didn’t find out until we saw him on the news.

you know, you used to hate cops.

[name] had me clean out the grease trap.

you want to know what i’m afraid of?

[name], ray of sunshine.

you know my name, [name]! your mom screams it every night!

i didn’t do shit for [name]!

there is no together in panic!

that was my money!

yeah, well, it’s my transmission.

i have to get [name] from camp.

you didn’t even ask if llamas bite.

everything i’ve done has been for [name], you know that!

maybe you shouldn’t listen to everything your little boyfriend tells you.

a dollar day every day that school is in session.

i don’t want to watch, i want to play.

then how’d those two kids die last summer?

oh, so it is real.

you want to know what i’m afraid of?

i laugh!

i’ve been here for a year.

menu?

can you get to the point?

i like you. i do, i like you.

it’s for player’s ball.

they couldn’t have just sent an e-vite?

so that’ll just be a swipe right from you, then?

bless her heart, the lady is a tramp!

it’s like even when you’re right next to him, he’s still all alone.

we always said he’d die with a bull-rope in his hand.

what do you want, [name]?

you want to smoke in a shithole?

slacking off is patriotic.

depends. how hot is the bass player?

cinderella, your sock.

you okay?

this way, let’s go this way.

why don’t you ever laugh?

the prize is $50,000!

take a flare.

and uh, no crying, because i’m out of tissues.

i want to say hi to the new kid.

is that your diploma?

are you saying you’re going to miss us?

what are we toasting?

what about a jump from devil’s drop?

looks like we’ve got a player trying for the high point!

contestant, state your name!

[jasmemes]

pirates of the caribbean: the curse of the black pearl

all starters are taken from pirates of the caribbean: the curse of the black pearl. feel free to change pronouns as needed!

i think it’d be rather exciting to meet a pirate.

yes, that’s what worries me.

man overboard!

sir, the rocks! it’s a miracle she missed them!

can you swim?

pride of the king’s navy you are.

there seems to be some sort of high-to-do up at the fort, eh?

someone has to make sure this dock stays off limits to civilians.

there’s no real ship what can match the interceptor.

you’ve seen a ship crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out?

it’s bad luck to have a woman on board. even a miniature one.

i intend to see that every man who wears a pirate brand or sails under a pirate flag gets what he deserves: a short drop and a sudden stop.

i can’t breathe.

women in london must have learnt not to breathe.

i’m told it’s the latest fashion in london.

are you decent?

i’m watching over you, [name].

that’s all i’ve found out.

where did you get that?

clearly you’ve never been to singapore.

you’d best start believing in ghost stories, [name]. you’re in one!

you have your trinket, i’m of no further value to you.

the code is more what you’d call guidelines than actual rules.

take what you can, give nothing back.

you’re supposed to be dead!

that’s interesting. that’s very interesting.

thank you, [name].

am i not?

parley! that’s the one!

gents, take a walk!

because it was [name] who said it.

we’re all men of our word, really.

me? i’m dishonest. and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. honestly, it’s the honest ones you want to look out for, because you never know when they’re about to do something incredibly stupid.

there be the chest. inside be the gold.

now will you shoot him!?

[name], my effects, please.

not without my effects.

i make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates.

you seem somewhat familiar, have i threatened you before?

you’re the one they’re searching for.

just doing my civic duty, sir.

you threatened [name].

oh, so it is that you’ve found a girl!

that’s not good enough!

this is either madness or brilliance.

you are, without doubt, the worst pirate i’ve ever heard of.

but you have heard of me.

these are his, sir.

that’s got to be the best pirate i’ve ever seen.

not you, we named the monkey [name].

he strapped a cannon to [name]’s bootstraps.

i’m telling a story!

he plays things close to the vest now.

reason’s got nothing to do with it.

if he was telling the truth, he wouldn’t have told us.

unless, of course, he knew you wouldn’t believe the truth even if he told it to you.

i said no lies!