jasmineindoors
jasmineindoors
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(They/them) chronically online, battling teenage brain rot. Battling teenage brain rot 🧠
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jasmineindoors · 1 year ago
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daily affirmations: at least im not 14 🙏❤️
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jasmineindoors · 2 years ago
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"You're gonna be a Knight, Bal! They're gonna love you. Like I do." | NIMONA (2023)
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jasmineindoors · 2 years ago
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I can’t believe this is about Emily Dickens
textbook: (historical figure) remained celibate throughout their entire life
me, a homosexual who Knows Better: sure
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jasmineindoors · 2 years ago
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Peaches and a broken tibia
indie band name generator:
your favourite fruit + the last reason you took painkillers
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jasmineindoors · 2 years ago
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Most importantly…where the fuck would you put a baby
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Why I Don't Want Kids
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jasmineindoors · 2 years ago
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guys I miss parks and rec so much is peec*ck worth it???
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jasmineindoors · 2 years ago
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This movie IS EVERYTHING 😭😭😭
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“Did you see the way that little girl looked at me? Kids. Little kids. They grow up believing that they can be a hero if they drive a sword into the heart of anything different. And I’m the monster? I don’t know what’s scarier. The fact that everyone in this kingdom wants to run a sword through my heart or that sometimes I just wanna let ‘em.” “We have to get you out of here. Over the wall. We won’t stop until we find some place safe, okay? We’ll go. Together. No matter what we do, we can’t change the way people see us.” “You changed the way you see me... Didn’t you?
NIMONA (2023), based on the comic by ND Stevenson, who came out as transgender in 2022
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jasmineindoors · 2 years ago
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yeah I did come back on this app cuz Twitter is stupid now…
this app gives me so much trauma guys I still feel embarrassed 😳 to be a tumblr girlie
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jasmineindoors · 2 years ago
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if you know me from high school no you don’t
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jasmineindoors · 4 years ago
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Need some good luck right about now
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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jasmineindoors · 4 years ago
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jasmineindoors · 4 years ago
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“i hate cats, they’re so pretentious and stupid”
me:
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jasmineindoors · 4 years ago
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Hotboxing but instead of weed it's evil energy
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jasmineindoors · 4 years ago
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one of my coworkers has this sticker on his water bottle and it sends me into hysterics every time i see it
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jasmineindoors · 4 years ago
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jasmineindoors · 4 years ago
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jasmineindoors · 4 years ago
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Batman could prevent more crime by investing money into Arkham Asylum security measures.
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