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I'm sure it was.
This man is 95% coffee at this point

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This man is 95% coffee at this point

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Jason walks back out of the room after just a few minutes, his shirt buttoned up and his son dressed in a clean onesie, having been too fussy about 'normal' clothes. It was an axolotl onesie.
"Eh.. have been trying to cut down on the illegal drug thing and I haven't spoken to Black Mask or Two-Face lately, so I'd say stuffs been pretty boring as of late. Not that I mind, Will has been a.. well, he's just been a baby." Jason says, running his hand through his hair, the baby pressed against his side as he glances around. "Oh, you didn't need to do that, you know. I mean thank you, but.." he trails off, looking at Toby. "Uh.. never mind, thank you."
"You can just leave the rest of the dishes, it's fine, we should probably get going." He says awkwardly, slipping his shoes on.
The night was young. Just a little before 6pm when there was a soft knock at Jason’s door. Just a little bit earlier than expected, but still on time. And whrn the door was opened. Jason would be met with a man he hadn’t actually seen before. Maybe early 20’s, a couple small facial scars. And they were dressed in a black button up with dark tailored pants. Holding a bundle of red roses. And a smaller bundle with light blue tulips. It wasn’t quite hard to figure out who it was. As crow had said he would be there at 6 to take Jason out for dinner. But here he was, waiting with flowers and a smile
“I hope you were serious about letting me take you out, I brought these roses for you. And the blue flowers are for your kiddo”
Crow, now easily identifiable as Toby, said as he held out the flowers. It was easy to tell he was nervous, but faking a confident smile so it wasn’t so noticeable.
Jason stood at the door, looking Crow, or Toby up and down. He shakes his head and clears his throat. "Uh, of course, come in, I'll finish getting ready, and we can head out." Jason says, taking the flowers and stepping aside to let Toby in.
Jason wasn't really expecting any of this, to be honest, but still, either way, he'd gotten himself cleaned up and ready. He was currently just wearing a pair of his favourite jeans and a casual blouse that he hadn't buttoned up yet.
His son, William, was sitting in the high chair in the kitchen, having just finished eating.
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... listen here you little shit-
I feel unlovable
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Tortoise 🐢

This reminds me of someone but im not sure who....
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I'm going to cry
Let's go take over samsung HQ and fix it or whatever
... I finally updated my phone.. I hate it.. I hate it so much.. can I undo it please😭
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WHY IS SAMSUNG TRYING SO HARD TO BE LIKE APPLE I LIKED IT WHEN IT WAS DIFFERENT AND NOW ITS SO UGLY
... I finally updated my phone.. I hate it.. I hate it so much.. can I undo it please😭
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... I finally updated my phone.. I hate it.. I hate it so much.. can I undo it please😭
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... spit on your hand an- *gets hit in the face with a brick*
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I'll try not to?
I’m taking your brother (Jason) out for the night
@jason-t0dd someone wants to kidnap you🙄
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HUH
I’m taking your brother (Jason) out for the night
@jason-t0dd someone wants to kidnap you🙄
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Jason cleaned off his table, putting the plastic spoon and plate in the sink to wash later.
He walks back over to the highchair and takes off the dirty bib from William.
"Yeah, thanks, uh, he's started babbling a bit. At least now I'll be able to find him if he ever decides to fly." Jason says with a small, tired chuckle, running his hand through his hair.
"Ah.. let me just change his clothes real quick." He says, noting how dirty William's clothes have gotten. Jason picks up his child and heads towards the bedroom, leaving the door open as he quickly changes his son's clothes.
"So, how've you been?" Jason asks from the bedroom.
The night was young. Just a little before 6pm when there was a soft knock at Jason’s door. Just a little bit earlier than expected, but still on time. And whrn the door was opened. Jason would be met with a man he hadn’t actually seen before. Maybe early 20’s, a couple small facial scars. And they were dressed in a black button up with dark tailored pants. Holding a bundle of red roses. And a smaller bundle with light blue tulips. It wasn’t quite hard to figure out who it was. As crow had said he would be there at 6 to take Jason out for dinner. But here he was, waiting with flowers and a smile
“I hope you were serious about letting me take you out, I brought these roses for you. And the blue flowers are for your kiddo”
Crow, now easily identifiable as Toby, said as he held out the flowers. It was easy to tell he was nervous, but faking a confident smile so it wasn’t so noticeable.
Jason stood at the door, looking Crow, or Toby up and down. He shakes his head and clears his throat. "Uh, of course, come in, I'll finish getting ready, and we can head out." Jason says, taking the flowers and stepping aside to let Toby in.
Jason wasn't really expecting any of this, to be honest, but still, either way, he'd gotten himself cleaned up and ready. He was currently just wearing a pair of his favourite jeans and a casual blouse that he hadn't buttoned up yet.
His son, William, was sitting in the high chair in the kitchen, having just finished eating.
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It's how I get away with fucking people's moms
HOLY SHIT SONIC THE HEDGEHOG'S GENDER IS JUST "HEDGEHOG"
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MOTHERF-
I'll be a bigger hater than him by fucking his mom
HOLY SHIT SONIC THE HEDGEHOG'S GENDER IS JUST "HEDGEHOG"
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Sorry, I'm used to being the number one hater of all time.
HOLY SHIT SONIC THE HEDGEHOG'S GENDER IS JUST "HEDGEHOG"
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The night was young. Just a little before 6pm when there was a soft knock at Jason’s door. Just a little bit earlier than expected, but still on time. And whrn the door was opened. Jason would be met with a man he hadn’t actually seen before. Maybe early 20’s, a couple small facial scars. And they were dressed in a black button up with dark tailored pants. Holding a bundle of red roses. And a smaller bundle with light blue tulips. It wasn’t quite hard to figure out who it was. As crow had said he would be there at 6 to take Jason out for dinner. But here he was, waiting with flowers and a smile
“I hope you were serious about letting me take you out, I brought these roses for you. And the blue flowers are for your kiddo”
Crow, now easily identifiable as Toby, said as he held out the flowers. It was easy to tell he was nervous, but faking a confident smile so it wasn’t so noticeable.
Jason stood at the door, looking Crow, or Toby up and down. He shakes his head and clears his throat. "Uh, of course, come in, I'll finish getting ready, and we can head out." Jason says, taking the flowers and stepping aside to let Toby in.
Jason wasn't really expecting any of this, to be honest, but still, either way, he'd gotten himself cleaned up and ready. He was currently just wearing a pair of his favourite jeans and a casual blouse that he hadn't buttoned up yet.
His son, William, was sitting in the high chair in the kitchen, having just finished eating.
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Your gender is irrelevant
HOLY SHIT SONIC THE HEDGEHOG'S GENDER IS JUST "HEDGEHOG"
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