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Damian: I'm running away! Tim: And where are you going to go? Dick's place? Bruce will know where to find you. Damian: There's one other place where he won't think to look! [later on] Damian: *knocking* Jason, opening the door: Why are you here? Damian: I'm running away and I don't want father to find me. Jason, stepping aside: You came to the right place.

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Roy, praying: I need someone to be my friend. Someone who won’t run away… maybe send me an angel. The nicest angel you have.

Jason, climbing out of the Lazarus pit: [MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

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“Bruce wouldn’t call his kids any cutesy nicknames y’all are cringe” first of all Bruce canonically refers to children as “honey” and “sweetheart” as BATMAN, so, close your mouth, monster breath

Second of all, Thomas Wayne called him everything from “Bunny, honey, sweetheart, baby, bambino, sweetie” to “Gumdrop, honeybee, amore, babe, “ and you can die trying to take it away from me

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NOOOOO

Yo so it’s April 27 you know what that means. Happy Death Day, Jason Todd

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Selina meeting robin

Selina: “so a partner? He seems a little young. How old are you, baby?”

Dick!Robin: “I’m 11!”

Batman: “you’re 10”

Robin: “but I’ll be 11 soon. And I’m really good at this because I was in the circus”

Batman: [face heating up] “secret. Identities.”

Selina: [dry tone] “what a coincidence. That circus where those acrobats have been all over the news and social media “ [crosses her arms] “and for some reason Bruce Wayne stepped in and took the kid in, isn’t that strange?”

Bruce: [mumbles]

Robin: “he’s not Bruce Wayne! He’s uh, Wayne… Bryce”

Selina: [stares at Bruce]

Bruce: “Igottago” [runs away with Robin]

Selina: “bye, Bruce”

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Bruce, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Robin!Dick: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Bruce, with the tone of someone who is used to Dick: Outstanding.

Bruce: This is what I'm talking about people.

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Local babysitter allows having vegan combo once

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Sometimes you gotta drag someone by the ear to teach them how to shop for produce at 2am. XD

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Fallen.

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Really enjoyed working on this commission about Jason. Thanks to my amazing commissioner🙏

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Spelling contest

Guide: Okay! Are you ready for your word, Jason?

Jason: JASON!

Jason: J-e-e-z-o-n. Jason.

Guide:

Guide: That... isn't your word. That's your name. And you misspelled it.

Bruce: [in the audience] o my god

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Tim: [Nervously sweating] It’s really dark in there.

Jason: I got this [stomps foot on floor, sketchers light up]

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Dick: HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS

[Red light turns green]

Jason: Dick, those are traffic lights

Dick: C H R I S T M A S

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Roy: So, you’re ready to join me and Kori

Jason: Yes!

Roy: You ready to die for me and Kori

Jason: YOU BE- Wait. Like, die-die? I thought we were just hanging out? Like a group of buddies?

Roy:

Jason:

Jason: Bruce wants me home by ten.

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