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The two types of Jason Grace fans

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guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

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percy jackson canonically loves led zepplin, driving, basketball, and is a terrible singer. he loves his mom more than anyone (except wifey), he brags about his bad dance moves, he knows about technology and social media but doesn’t know how to use it for the life of him, he knows a bunch of random trivia (from annabeth), and he makes horrible cheesy jokes every 3.5 seconds.

i fear he is in fact a suburban white dad

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7 children threw up at the sight of Leo

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Drew pulling up to “help” her siblings during a quest:

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Half-Blood Elementary 🍓🌳

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wottg spoilers

nobody talks about this but it's literally my favourite part

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watchu know about early hoo percabeth dynamic

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i meant to get this out for the last @strungoutheart chapter but better late than never

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Our saving Grace(s)!!

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meme originally from this zelda post

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percy this is where you should be. At The Club

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I agree Riordan should be better at catching inconsistencies in his books but like. ultimately it IS his editor's job to do that. whether you wanna say he's using ghost writers for this newest series or its just the fact that churning out books as fast as he does is Insane, like. either way it is quite literally what the editor is employed for. did he recently get a new one who's worse than the old one? or is it the same editor doing bad work for 20 years and getting even lazier? it's baffling to me that as popular as the series is this has been allowed to fly for as long as it has. bro at this point I'll be your editor damn

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every few months i have to fight demons and the demons are rick riordan writing another book

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Piper doodle? Maybe in a leather jacket? I hc she has lots of those

took me a while but yipppeeee i love her

love the asks btw keep em going its gonna take me a while tho

ref:

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girl help i underwent a narrative arc about how our time together is precious because it is limited and immortality's not all it's cracked up to be but my author doesn't know when to stop beating a dead horse so it was all for nothing and i'm trapped as a teenager forever, forced to complete quests and watch my friends die around me as i'm made to save the world again and again and again

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Luke being given a quest at 17, feeling like there's no glory in it because it's a quest someone's already succeeded before, but then failing that very quest he considered to be beneath him, getting a permanent scar, "ruining it" for the rest of the campers because now no one else can go on quests and earn glory in the eyes of the gods, so he turns to Kronos, and years later here comes a possible candidate for the great prophecy, 12 years old, gets the first quest the camp has done since Luke's fucked it up, and Luke is actively ensuring this quest is an impossible quest!! he's literally rigged it so Percy's gonna fail (the shoes, the bolt appearing in his bag) and then this kid somehow succeeds still??? and not only that, Percy got the unique quest Luke wanted in the first place and achieved feats no one else had and earned glory in the eyes of his father, all because Luke created the circumstances for that to happen??

oh my god yeah I don't think I'd ever recover from that either