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A bug on your wall wwyd,,,

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Hustler

Marvel does stuff with for the JL for like five cents a thing. Such as…

The time he would give haircuts for five cents a piece.

Marvel: “Haircuts! Get your haircuts!” *holding a little sign that says 5 cents*

Black Canary: *walks over* “Five cents…?”

Marvel: “Yup!” *has scissors in other hand and snips them a couple times*

Canary: “Hmm…? You know, I have been needing to get a haircut.”

Marvel: “Oh really?”

Canary: “Yes, you think you could give me a blowout?” *joking*

Marvel: “Sure!”

Before Canary could even register it, she was dragged away, and stuffed into a chair. Not even five minutes later, he finished and she was a little shellshocked.

Canary: *full, beautiful blowout, still sitting in the chair*

Marvel: “My money please?” *makes grabby hands*

She paid him a fifty dollar bill instead.

Or the time he went around doing repairs for the Watchtower when a large comet rammed into the station.

Watchtower Maintenance Worker(WMW): “No offense Mister Marvel, but do you even know how to rewire this…?” *yelling from fifteen feet away in case it blows up*

Marvel: “Of course! Trust.” *entire hand inside the cable box*

WMW: “You don’t even have any tools.”

Marvel: “Don’t need any.” *hand moving around*

WMW: “Yes, you do. Mister Marvel, could I please just fix this myse—”

Marvel: “And done!”

All the computers lit back up at that declaration. The maintenance worker sped over and looked at the wires and they were actually done correctly? (Billy used Solomon for help) The worker gave Billy the two dollars and fifty cents he’d asked for.

Or the time he set up an auction bidding for which food he’d make that week since it was his turn to cook.

Flash: “One dollar on burgers!”

Marvel: “Okay, we got one dollar! Do I have two dollars?”

GL: “Two dollars for lasagna!”

Marvel: “Okay we have two dollars, two dollars do we three?”

Martian Manhunter: “Jambalaya for three.”

This ended up with Batman dropping two bands for bat-shaped empanadas.

Billy was rolling in enough dough for the rest of the year because of that.

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Had this idea a month ago, it was supposed to be fully animated at some point but… 😬 didn’t work out lol

Had to pull out after effects for this one pls appreciate my death wish

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- Traci Brimhall

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Cassandra Cain meets Cassandra Cain.... and Steph too i guess

i should probably upload my art here too huh

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When you're so ugly that your brother would rather have you wear a bomb on your face than let people see your mouth

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Lil Wayne here!!

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Silly part two to this

He swears he would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling kids >:(

Bonus tired Bruce:

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Older sibling Canon event

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I'd eat ur art but it looks like a lot of people have already gotten a bite... is there any leftovers? (btw I love your art and style!)

thank you^^! happy to hear<3

here are some leftover sketches of Dick and Jason I never posted lamo

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Y’all every think about the carefree kid he used to be </3

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Give him back his swords NOW !!

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Red Hood’s all about keeping his secret identity from almost everyone, right?

He’s going to all his meetings with the hood on and never lets any of his ‘business partners’ or goons or allies unrelated to the bats see his face, right???

He either gains enough trust or completely forgets to put it on as he walks in on his goons, his gang, if you will.

They all just kinda side eye this kid who just walked in and started ordering around until one of them finally speak up questioning this kids existence and whatnot. Hood whips around to yell at them for their insubordination but goes to run his hands through his hair or something and is genuinely surprised when his fingers DO go through his hair. So he just walks out of the room in a huff until he walks back in and says the exact thing. All the goons immediately burst into action and don’t question the kid who walked in and said the exact same thing moments ago…

In another instance he forgets his hood under his arm and starts addressing everyone but this time they react a bit more aggressively. This time he just sighs and puts the hood on his head. It’s an instant reaction but Doofenshmertz style, “a kid with a hood giving us orders?” To, “Red Hood giving us orders!”

Tim sees it this time and never lets him live it down, periodically calling him Perry the Platypus.

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It’s always “evil Superman!!!!” this, or “villain justice league!!!” that.

I want an AU of villain! Bruce who’s absolutely dog-shit at being evil.

Firstly: The worst thing he can think of doing is not donating to animal shelters or charities . immediately feels so guilty he throws up.

Secondly: The second a child cries because of him, he’d freeze up. Stand like a statue, unmoving and petrified. No more evil, but just today.

He ends up helping the city by accident more often than not, and to his immortal disappointment, Gotham loves both the Bat and Bruce Wayne.

“alfred come look at my evil plan”

“Yes, sir, “ Alfred is very indulgent. He does his best to pretend it’s actually good. “ ‘Don’t say please to the barista’. Getting bold, are we?”

EVERYTIME He and Clark meet and Bruce monologues about pulverizing him to dust, Clark (and the League) looks at him like this:

“I can make him worse,” GOOD FOR YOU!!! Clark can make him into his malewife and adopt his 7 evil sidekicks who actually know how to villain. Especially the little one.

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Those rare times when even Jon has enough

(Gave up midway 😗✌🏻)

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I actually don't recall Bruce having Jason hallucinations but he has to have had them in some comic somewhere#writers would not let that opportunity pass

so I said that and then just googled "bruce Jason hallucination" and found someone had catalogued every single jason apperance including cameo mentions and hallucinations and I'm so impressed by this I have to tell you all. That's the level of obsessiveness I was on about Steph but across infinitely more comics. I gotta share it out of respect.

so yeah I control f'd hallucination and he has had some ofc, and I remember this comic!!! It was on scans_daily or something. He hallucinated him thanks to the scarecrow's fear gas.

Then proceeded to just beat the shit out of the Joker screaming Jason's name over and over again. I remember we were talking about this one on scans_daily and it was like "well good thing the Joker doesn't care about Batman's secret identity because he'd definitely know it now"

In my famous post about how Bruce should have just bought up all the wild stuff that happened to Jason when he came back, and explain he did attempt to murder the Joker, but Superman got involved etc, he should have bought up this one too, he actually might have beaten him to death if the Joker hadn't managed to escape.

Also the backhand here is cracking me up

Ok but this is actually really depressing (possibly accidental, possibly on purpose) continuity but. I know it because it was in the Mike Barr run with Bruce and Jason and the adorable art I'm extremely fond of:

It remains his greatest fear, even after Jason actually dies. He just has to accept that the fear came true and he can't wake up from it this time. That's actually genuinely really depressing, I was getting all nostalgic about comics and I made myself sad.

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i'm ngl the way jason's years as robin have been retconned to make the fact he was killed By the Fandom more palatable is one of those comic things. i can see what you people are doing and it is bad writing stupid and also bad like. in general