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ai is so cool. lets incorporate it into every industry and workflow yippee

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i love when fic writers who have clearly never tried any kind of alcohol in their lives try to write someone drinking bc they're always like

"he ordered a tall glass of hard liquor. after three large glasses he was feeling tipsy" like babygirl i can't be sure but i think u just sent this man to the hospital

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If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

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anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks

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demonic possession wouldn’t even affect me, i would just assume it’s The Symptoms

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"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

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Detail: Still Life with Lighted Candle, Pieter Claesz, 1627

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Okay Jews and other Indigenous folks, now's our chance while the Vatican is at its weakest to steal our stuff back

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Seeing your supposedly dead son on the highway

(Still alive guys, enjoy this shit art❤️)

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Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

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yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

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The scuff-marks on this boat looks like a painting.

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does anyone else go on about their day as normal and then randomly hear s1 buck go “ayo, rebar!” in the deep recesses of their mind sometimes or is that just me

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“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.

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there’s a tumblr phenomena that happens constantly and makes me feel irrationally explosively angry but it’s so hard to explain in a succinct and clear fashion. but like

you make a post about a Thing you’re very well acquainted with and talk about a lot. the post is aimed at people who also understand this Thing in the way that you do. the post somehow breaches the mainstream and suddenly you’re coping with people saying the most wildly incorrect but totally confident shit for Jokes. you step in and go “no, thats really not appropriate here, because Reasons that are apparent to most people who enjoy and understand this Thing”. to which THEY go “omfg, how was i supposed to know??!! so im just supposed to understand everything and you get to be mean to be about it??? why don’t you just say this post is only for real Thing likers, go ahead and gatekeep 🙄”