jasper-is-lost
I'm probably watching cartoons
~Jasper~ ~They/He~
This is a place to talk chill out and be whoever you want to be, I like plants and science and will talk about anything forever, and I have an undying love for Scooby-Doo.
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repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014
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Alternatively the only way to win against purely rational opponents is to be completely irrational
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Drawing in mspaint? Cool, impressive,
But whenever I see that, I think about the person who makes their art in power point
Every time I see them it boggles me
(their account)
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Chuck Jones is the best counterexample to “the curtains are just blue” because you would not believe the amount of thought and art theory he put into his silly little cartoons
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I’ve figured out that one way to stump older people that complain about the current generation is to have an inflation calculator app on your phone.
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My unemployed mommy dom texting me at work: grrr mommy needs kitten rn 😈
Me, on my fifth smoke break in an hour: I need you to actually kill me during sex this time please
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2 genres of fanfiction:
1) put that guy into situations
2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST
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to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife
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