jasperandalicetho
jasperandalicetho
mr golden onion
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guess im a twilight stan
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jasperandalicetho · 5 months ago
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From this Bustle article in response to when people tell him that "Twilight ruined the vampire genre."
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jasperandalicetho · 5 months ago
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Twilight New Moon but my cat is at the bottom of the screen the entire time <3
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jasperandalicetho · 1 year ago
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Juliette: I hate Warner so much. He's such an awful monster, I want to kill him, I can't believe I missed his heart, I should have--
Warner: *pets dog*
Juliette: Shit.
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jasperandalicetho · 1 year ago
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what scene has ever hit as hard in movie HISTORY... like the scene in new moon... where edward finds the picture of him and bella... that she folded to hide herself... so that it would only be a picture of HIM... with roslyn playing in the background...
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jasperandalicetho · 1 year ago
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every few years something awakens in me and sends me down the rabbit hole of only being able to watch the twilight saga over and over again for weeks and think of absolutely nothing else
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jasperandalicetho · 1 year ago
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vampires have to ask before nutting in you because they need permission to come inside. and also because they're sub tops.
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jasperandalicetho · 1 year ago
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jasperandalicetho · 1 year ago
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It’s such a shame that Will Herondale never got to post on Goodreads. He would have loved it
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jasperandalicetho · 1 year ago
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Contrapoints’ twilight video essay really did so much work for me in exploring a bunch of inchoate feelings I’ve had about romance novels, gender, sexuality, women’s enjoyment of m/m stories, why I personally am a “getting together” over “they’re already married” fanfic reader, and a bunch of other stuff I need to chew on and think about for a long time
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jasperandalicetho · 1 year ago
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the lack of a pomegranate emoji speaks volumes
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jasperandalicetho · 1 year ago
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He can’t blush…..
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jasperandalicetho · 1 year ago
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Anyone who slanders Bella swan can NOT be trusted tbh
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jasperandalicetho · 1 year ago
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this would slap
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jasperandalicetho · 1 year ago
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its true i saw it happen
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jasperandalicetho · 1 year ago
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POV: You're Bella and you sat next to Edward in biology class
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jasperandalicetho · 1 year ago
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Reveal your true talent and draw Edward Cullen
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Here he is! Behold, true art. I also drew his notorious sidekicks, such as his future son in law and his future child bride! WOOOO!
Thank you for requesting this!
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jasperandalicetho · 1 year ago
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"I have witnessed the bonds within this family — I say family and not coven. These strange golden-eyed ones deny their very natures. But in return have they found something worth even more, perhaps, than mere gratification of desire?"
THE CULLEN CLAN
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