jasperthewizlock

[jasperthewizlock]

slip into my DMs please

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i need a girlfriend who's OBSESSED with me. constantly touching me when we're out in public, never letting go, wants to show everyone i'm hers. i want a girlfriend who wont stop leaving bite marks all over me so everyone can see i belong to her

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me joining the military to get “tested” but I somehow keep failing every time

the TRUE HEIRS OF ROME right here

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am I so crazy for wanting to make a pride bonfire

the color signatures of various elements when ignited

FB image credit: Ceres Science

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two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

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listen to me right now: stop wasting precious time waiting to dress sluttier until you're smaller. you have a limited number of slut hours before you die and barring cosmic interference you will Never obtain more of them. wear the crop top

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cuddling is underrated imho

what do you think of fursuit sex (and other non-sex sexual activities

i don't think that much about it. my favorite non-sex sexual activity is cuddling followed by cuddling with cuddling as a close runner up. be it in a fursuit or just regular lol

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my cat ran really fast into my leg while I was STANDING STILL and now is scared of the area he hit me and I’m like lil buddy I’m sorry but you coulda looked forward before dashing at relativistic speeds

Like two weeks ago now I accidentally kicked Bread the cat’s little leg when on my way to feed him and now whenever I enter the room while he’s eating he runs off like I’ve caught him doing something bad. No idea how to fix this.

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My tumblr is slowly going from pure wlw to a mix of wlw and bara furry art and im totally here for it.

WAITER!! MORE BARA FURRY ART PLEASE!!

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geometry dash and world of Warcraft together would be terrifying

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this is legit my favorite audio ever

Good news. we can finally Be Bees. this isn't your world, but we can Be Bees. this is Good news. you can Be a Bee. you'll live like a Bee. A Pet. A pet? A Pet. Mark, this is Good news. You'll live. for 30 years. THIS IS INSANE

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I fucking hate this goddamn world and the men who run it

Do not think for a moment that this admin is only going after trans folks. They are ultimately going after the whole LGBTQ community. They start small, like getting rid of a hotline option, then go BIG.

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I just feel that some people don’t put enough critical thought into the media that they’re consuming, including video essays

Discussing video essays is annoying bc some people see the existence of some bad, lazy video essays, and extrapolate that the entire genre does nothing with being video and is all just people turning text into videos so they can show you ads or whatever. Which just isn't the case

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call me basic but I fucking love pizza

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not yet… not yet…

apparently “gets unfathomably wet while giving head” isn’t a “legitimate qualification for a job”