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People on twitter have been saying this website is extremely white and tbh its making me very curious what the demographics of this site are (of my own reach anyway) so

DISCLAIMER: Race is a non scientific concept with no exact definitions. It is a social construct primarily characterized by how society treats you and thus this is an imperfect poll. If you feel none of the options here reflect you and your experience I implore you to reblog this with your experience as I am curious about that and want to hear about it.

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so tumblr brained that my uncle just said FO (in the context of his job) and i assumed for a moment that he meant fictional other

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the idea of a 21 year old being engaged is so scary. stay safe dont do that do yourself

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What does hate fuck mean ?

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Heard lesbians like them

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Here’s to hoping that every single person with schizophrenia or a schizoaffective disorder or DID or NPD or any other ridiculously demonized mental illnesses has a wonderful day

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ocd let me enjoy things challenge (impossible) (3 am) (i failed)

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unfortunately once you start noticing the tendency of some sci-fi to flatten every character into ‘ambiguously atheist’, the implication that the only future is one where no one has any religious beliefs is going to piss you off for the rest of time

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hi guys. woke up to this on my phone today. zero fucking recollection of writing this down

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no one will ever know the story of the secret "onphot is troll italian" lore except for me. because it's bad.

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I'm gonna reblog with some videos of people speaking various American Indian/indigenous American languages, because I think most people don't even know what they sound like. Not to be judgement of that—just, you know, I think people who want to be informed should know what they sound like!

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damn google that’s rough

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Couple + Sibling/relative third wheel is honestly an S-tier trio dynamic and I wish we saw more of this in media.

"You are my soulmate. We are forged together by battle and tears and love. Also my brother's coming along."

"Yo."

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do you have, like, a lineup or list of the fracphan trolls with their names and classes and shit? i need to learn to differentiate them nowww

(maybe on the other blog, predating this one?)

I had a line-up, but it's a bit outdated and pre-dates classpects, so you get a special new one with basic info about all of them

[ID: Line-up of 12 fantrolls. Top row: Ademie Nomtul, Visare Teleum, Raimvi Ikzari. Second row: Elliso Xheine, Faiyle Aeriat, Meiloa Zartan. Third row: Steyat Minyiz, Arelyn Verley, Sakhee Evrein. Last row: Anobel Alstaz, Pryalq Iztoza, Leassa Karnti. End ID]

Info under cut due to length.

Ademie Nomtul - 15, April 5 - Rust - Beforus - she/her - Sylph of Rage, Derse - Ariborn, sign of the Escapee - recalcitrantOffering [RO]

>>Cullee who recognizes she's being abused and is fucking pissed about it. Unfortunately part of the cycle of abuse. :\

Visare Teleum - 15, <Aries> - Rust - Alternia - he/him - Bard of Blood, Prospit - Arcer, sign of the Officer - melancholyPanacea [MP]

>>Amateur medic who's traumatized and dissociates about it. Doesn't really view himself as a person.

Raimvi Ikzari - 15, <Taurus> - Bronze - Alternia - he/him - Witch of Time, Derse - Tauries, sign of the Unsatisfied - faithfulMelody [FM] and anaplectaMassacre [AM]

>>Amateur medic and vigilante whose main inspirations are how sometimes people end up getting into eugenics shit But Ostensibly Progressive This Time and also how marginalized men are not immune from being misogynistic.

Elliso Xheine - 15, June 10 - Gold - Alternia - she/they - Thief of Void, Derse - Gemittarius, sign of the Sapient - conspiratorialBinary [CB] and hadopalegicThermosphere [HT]

>>Trans girl trying her best to avoid the panopticon of transmisogyny. Does black market shit in an attempt to gather the resources required to fake her death and hide on-planet forever.

Faiyle Aeriat - 15, August 19 - Olive - Alternia - she/her - Rogue of Breath, Derse - Leun, sign of the Migrant - mischievousClassicist [MC]

>>Haha no little ratgirl with a visible autoimmune disorder, don't buy into hemoloyalty and view yourself as selfish for not turning yourself in to die! Ah fuck she's already trying and failing to annoy everybody into hating her so they won't have to mourn her. And getting cross-faded about it. Fuck.

Meiloa Zartan - 16, September 3 - Jade - Beforus - she/her - Maid of Hope, Prospit - Virnius, sign of the Fierce - avianPleasantry [AP]

>>Cullee who does NOT realize she's being abused. Also her development is a little fuckshit because she's been isolated from most of society and not had an education since she was 7. Another component of a cycle of abuse and arguably the most innocent member of it but her denial ends up creating problems. :\

Steyat Minyiz - 16, September 12 - Jade - Alternia - she/her - Heir of Doom, Derse - Virmini, sign of the Abiding - quasimaternalArbalest [QA]

>>Follower of the Signless with really bad cases of OCD and 'mom friend'. Hides cullbait in a cool abandoned sector of the caverns.

Arelyn Verley - 15, October 5 - Teal - Alternia - she/her - Seer of Mind, Prospit - Libra, sign of the Watcher - astronomicalAmphitheater

>>Aspiring actress with like very little awareness of social position who's just kinda hemoloyal by default. Also has OCD.

Sakhee Evrein - 16, <Scorpio> - Cerulean - Alternia - he/him - Knight of Space, Prospit - Scorgo, sign of the Crusader - artisanalLegionnaire [AL]

>>Home defense nut who likes making shit. What if a guy knew sexism is bad and feminism is good and even knew that transmisogyny is bad but never actually did a good of unpacking it and so fell into sexism But Woke and acted out a patriarchal role But Woke would that be fucked or what. Dad friend. No dude you can't make the divine feminine progressive.

Anobel Alstaz - 16, December 8 - Indigo - Beforus - she/her - Page of Heart, Prospit - Sagilo, sign of the Lofty - fastidiousEntwinement [FE]

>>Her ancestor is raising her to be a proper highblood lady, and unfortunately she's not very good at it. Internalized misogyny hell. Blames herself for not fitting into the mold of a very specific type of femininity and also thinks girlhood is suffering about it.

Pryalq Iztoza - 16, December 27 - Purple - Beforus - she/her - Mage of Light, Derse - Capripia, sign of the Brusque - horticulturalSentinal [HS]

>>What if I took a character that was a fat schizophrenic girl and put her in the Beforan highblood bigotry torment nexus. Also she has delusions that are very unfortunate to have if you happen to be an MSPFA protagonist, most notably thought insertion and her delusion and associated fear of being watched, although these are not her only delusions.

Leassa Karnti - 16 - February 4 - Violet - Beforus - he/him - Prince of Life, Prospit - Aquasci, sign of the Charitable - tyrianPatrician [TP]

>>Victim of abuse and emotional neglect who puts up a massive pretentious front while secretly being a dork like any other teenager. Unfortunately he is also the worst fucking person here because of the fun little cycle of abuse thing. In order to understand Leassa, you must hold both of these truths: he has objectively been hurt and should not have been, and he has also hurt others. The former does not excuse the latter, and the latter does not negate the former.