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went to get food today

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OOHHH FUUBLBLBLBLB

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Lol cannot relate

When you get called a snack by another snack

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Doctor Asks New Mother If She’d Like To Keep Newborn’s Exoskeleton

ANAHEIM, CA—Noting that the cast-off segments of the tiny carapace are a popular keepsake among parents, Dr. James Gallagher asked a new mother on Friday if she would like to save her newborn’s exoskeleton. “Many new parents hold onto their baby’s discarded outer epidermis as a memento,” said Gallagher, who noted that the baby instinctively forms its exoskeleton from detritus found in the womb, making it a uniquely individual, personal souvenir, but cautioning the newborn’s mother that the hardening natal skin should be pressed into a scrapbook or presentation frame before the fluids dried out. “It’s just a nice thing to remember the beautiful moment when your child molted, scuttling free from the rigid shell where it spent nine months growing. Plus, it’s fun to show them how tiny they used to be, and to count the little rings to see how many of their fellow spawnlings they consumed.” Gallagher added that some mothers take the exoskeleton home to eat for its perceived health benefits, but the practice is widely discouraged by medical professionals.

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Oh hey I had pics done by a professional! Thanks @jeane_oli! I can’t wait for the rest! 😘

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🎶 sunny day sweepin’ the clouds away 🎶😎

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Hey what’s up. Here’s my face 😘

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This picnic not sponsored but definitely brought to you by Publix. I’d also like to note this lasted approximately 2 minutes before a newly walking munchkin, a chorus of “NO NO NO!”, and shrieks of terror joined the party. Picnics with a toddler are only cute until someone starts throwing chips. 😂🙈

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How did I manage to make a kid this freaking cute?! 💕

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When he pulls over so you can get that good lighting 🙈😘 #manoftheyear

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How do you take your coffee? #momlife

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Hollywood glam for date night! 😘

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*makes a phone call*

*walks around in circles*

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when you a words writing and meaning sense make words to

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My hair is soaked and I threw up in my mouth a little. But #Max30 Sweat Intervals can be checked off my to-do list! 🙌