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at the mariners bar: sorry mates i cant go out today.. My boat's transmasc now. He's more comfortable with he/him. He just went through top surgery to get his sails removed and he's recovering. Bluebeard-and-Pronouns the woke pirate: arrg so he's gotten a mastectomy. well i'm glad that he's discovered himself.

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yes yes you’re very beautiful. Bewitching, even. AWFUL parking job, by the way

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I still won't forget when my wisdom tooth got infected and couldn't sleep bc the pain was so bad and I took like 4 of those those blue gel ibuprofens and I finally fell asleep for a couple hours and kept having dreams about beautiful glowing blue animals that help you and I kept waking up thinking the blue animals will help me and realizing wait what are blue animals they aren't real and immediately falling back asleep thinking about the blue animals again

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it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

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I’m just thinking about how many times I’ve heard my dad on a long call with an obvious scammer and I’ll start begging him to get off the phone because I always think he’s a very easy mark and he’ll just keep going and then after a while he’ll say something like “I died 20 years ago” and hang up.

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“every time i see this celebrity they look younger!” cool, it’s plastic surgery

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Jumanji || 1995

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my take on the miss piggy/morticia addams sexywoman poll is that while morticia would lose gracefully, miss piggy would 1000% attempt murder over the label and morticia would respect her for it. then theyd go out for tea and gossip together

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Love's Final Frontier (Chief Engineer O'Bailey/Head Botanist Winona) by RULERZREACHF4N

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huntlow i love you huntlow

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Unfortunately it turns out that making the phone calls you’ve been putting off and tidying up your living space can improve your mood like… significantly.

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I will never understand how some ppl have such little imagination that they can’t even suspend their disbelief long enough to watch a musical without asking why the characters are singing

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When I see someone in a Tesla I don’t necessarily think “here’s a guy who loves Adolf Hitler” because they could have bought it several years ago before this stupid bullshit. However when I see a cyber truck I do think this.

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Garlic chili crisp pasta (via Instagram)

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Officially licensed 2005 "I beat your mom at Mario Kart" shirt, featuring Wario.

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