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did some math based on adventurer's bible stuff about average sizes of tallmen & half-foots & the canon heights of the characters and. chilchuck is the half-foot equivalent of 6'5

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if you tried out transitioning and it wasn't for you, i think it's great you explored that and discovered something important about yourself. i think you have a unique and valuable experience with gender that should be taken into account and is worthy of discussion. But you cannot be going around calling yourself "detrans"

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One of the most stupid arguments I've heard against sex work is that "they wouldn't do it if it weren't for the money" when that's not exclusive to sex work, I doubt my best friends mom would work 2 jobs as a cleaning lady and as a store clerk if it weren't for the money, I doubt my dad would work fixing shit and carrying heavy stuff if it weren't for the money, I doubt my sister would work as a cleaning lady in a hotel if it weren't for the money, I doubt my brother in law would work with heavy machinery that could kill him with one mistake (which almost happened once btw) if it weren't for the money, many people wouldn't work the jobs they're working rn

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"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach

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tiktok chow : (noun) a trendy food item prized solely for the social currency it provides online when you post yourself eating it or otherwise make content about it. usually far more ornamental than satisfying in an epicurean sense

"we wanted to go get pizza, but conan insisted on getting tiktok chow at some place that sells buttercream frosting in plastic seashells for $28.99"

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The real reason why you need to be social is the best chinese place within 10 miles is an unknown hole in the wall with a yearly marketing budget of $15 dollars and you will never, ever find it unless someone tells you about it.

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obligatory post today

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i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

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i love when characters don't get to die

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me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

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people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels

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Mother and child training longsword in Chile, at the Centro Esgrima Histórica

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the mortal parents and their demigod babies

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before june ended i wanted to also say:

happy tenth birthday to dirty paws!

it may be kinda cringe now but it always makes me happy to know it made an impact with many people over the years so🥺