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posting in the groupchat when you’re the only one who’s PST and it’s after everyone else’s bedtime

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.
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religious killer: i can hear God speaking to me, to kill the demons that live in this world with my gun of justice
atheist killer: I kill only because of my own moral code. Whether it's for money so I can survive, or self-defense against a threat, I am the one who chooses when I kill.
agnostic killer: nobody really knows why I shoot people
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Dog
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Having your main anxiety response be Avoidance is crazy cause you'll think you're chillin and then one day you're like waitttt I've been paralyzed with fear this whole time. Damn
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ANYONE!! QUICK GIMME A REASON YOU LIKE BEING ALIVE :3
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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.
#hey soul sister was okay#HEY THERE DELILAH WAS THE DEVIL#HATE THAT SONG#HATE HATE HATE#edit: ok now that i've learned more than one lyric yeah it wasn't kosher#BUT HEY THERE DELILAH IS STILL THE WORST EVER
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