jawn-hextall - Tumblr blog

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I've got covid. I am bored and sore and sick. And they just put down my dog. Because my dog had rapid spreading cancer.

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that fuckign poll where they say sex in a hotel room is public sex irks me so

Reblog to reach more ppl etc

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Growing up with your starters

Artist:  esasi8794 / Twitter

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Of the few times I've had it, this is the worst that covid has ever felt.

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they're gonna violate food safety standards we've never even heard of

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id only fuck my clone if it was genderbent cuz i dont need to know myself that deeply

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We are the regular photographers of M Lot. Documenting all the meat and madness that goes on at our tailgates.

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I hauve covid so here's a picture of me drunk in a bathroom for my friend's birthday

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You can choose to fistfight any person from any point in history. Who are you throwing hands at?

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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I love the use of the phrase 'some strange alchemy' as a descriptor for a process you don't understand.

'Through some strange alchemy(crochet) they turned a bundle of yarn into a stuffed giraffe'

'Through some strange alchemy(bad cooking) they turned a perfectly marinated steak into a charcoal briquet'

'Through some strange alchemy(good cooking) they turned a pile of slop into the fluffiest bread loaf I'd ever seen'

'Through some strange alchemy(bad reading comprehension) they took my polite statement and turned into a disgusting act against the poor'

and so on

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I do the most disgusting things to you in my head btw. (flirting)

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reblog if u a lil ugly

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I was supposed to be going to the Savannah Bananas game this weekend, but it looks like I have covid now! So that won't be happening.

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You're working with a professional here!

BEETLEJUICE, 1988