jawsplitter
jawsplitter
ALL MY LIFE, WHO AM I?
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jawsplitter Β· 12 hours ago
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had to fucking argue with a man tonight about not unlocking the front fucking door. saw him going for it and said "sir, that door is locked, you can leave through the other one." he went "but my friend left his stuff in here" (he was presumably gonna let him in, i could see him on the other side) kept going back and forth with me like that about 5 times before he finally fucking gave it up and went through the other door
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jawsplitter Β· 4 days ago
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Cape rock hyrax Procavia capensis capensis
Observed by mariedelport, CC BY-NC
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jawsplitter Β· 5 days ago
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closing. rush starts as soon as my coworker left an hour ago. just got over almost an hour and a half later. compounded with extremely annoying customers. toby want to kill herself
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jawsplitter Β· 7 days ago
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i hate it so much when ppl get mad at me when i tell them i can't accept their hundred dollar bill like 😐 i am sorry i can't take it bro but i am not getting in trouble for you. deal with it. you're an adult
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jawsplitter Β· 9 days ago
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being mentally ill AND self aware? zero stars, would not recommend
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jawsplitter Β· 9 days ago
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fucking coworker pissed me off so bad as he was leaving. he had me clean up the lobby while he stocked completely unnecessary shit. said he asked me because he's "supposed to clock out" and i was like well it's okay if you stay a little longer. and he went "well i don't wanna be here for another hour" & that made me so angry i turned to him and said "it is not going to take you an hour" and stormed off to go clean thr lobby and he said "you'd be surprised" YEAH I FUCKING WOULD BE IF IT TOOK YOU AN HOUR TO DO THIS SHIT YOU FUCKING WEASEL
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jawsplitter Β· 9 days ago
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i was really disappointed at the slated horror movies for this year earlier in the year, but as we've gotten further into the year i've found more and more interesting movies that i'm personally really excited for...so actually i think this year MIGHT be even better than last year for horror!!!
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jawsplitter Β· 10 days ago
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i keep thinking about talking to my cousin who works at a restaurant close by about working as a host/server there but i genuinely don't know if could handle being a server...i just see so many host/server horror stories i'm like. YIKES.
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jawsplitter Β· 10 days ago
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hateee it when ppl are annoyed on drive thru because i have the drinks ready when they pull up. Like sorry i'm good at my job.? what do you want from me
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jawsplitter Β· 11 days ago
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chronic migraines so bad even cheese-thrower door-dasher jokes about my head always hurting
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jawsplitter Β· 16 days ago
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how are you watching sinners and walking away only talking about the white guy
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jawsplitter Β· 16 days ago
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can i borrow 1 thousing dollers
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jawsplitter Β· 18 days ago
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Okay? And?
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jawsplitter Β· 18 days ago
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put in the tags:
your first concert
your last concert
your next concert
your favourite concert
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jawsplitter Β· 20 days ago
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i am bleaching my hair tonight btw
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jawsplitter Β· 20 days ago
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xcuse the dirty ass mirror but i look fine as hell
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jawsplitter Β· 20 days ago
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every day that i suffer and feel shitty at work, i am pushed closer and closer to saving up to pursue my dream occupations
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