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beetle juice????? yikes !! ummm i think I’ll stick with APPLE juice if that’s okay with everyone !!!

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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

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my wife spotted at six flags

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woah mama i'm not an elvis blog

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give your characters exes.

give them a variety of exes. give them relationships that shaped who they are but did not last. give them people they tried very hard to love but it didn't work out. give them situationships that taught them things. give them something deep that was real but could not endure. things that hurt. things that ended amicably. people with whom hot passion cooled to warm affection and became undying friendship.

no more first and only. give me the context of what made them know the next or one after was final and right.

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there is no greater mystery than What Was That Deleted Video In My Youtube Playlist

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scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

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i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

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the word elvis doesn't seem like a word anymore

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Woah mama the cold never bothered me anyway

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happy birthday, curiosity!

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

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how to make 70 dollars to spend on cosplay quick easy no job hit send

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This would blow up in 2014 I know it

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I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY MOM HAD A "mean people suck" PATCH IN HIGHSCHOOL??!!! LIKE THE EXACT ONE THAT MICHAEL FROM BMC HAS ON HIS HOODIE. I AM SO ETERNALLY JEALOUS