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The worst part about training a group of excellent trackers? ZERO privacy.

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I couldn’t date a tsundere because she’d say something like “I don’t even like you! Hmph!” and then I would run directly in front of the nearest car
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Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth
> Don’t give him a baby for a while.
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every time i go outside i am astounded by the power of sun and air
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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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June 15!!
am I late? who caaares
Happy Love Händel reunion!

Happy anniversary, Linda and Lawrence Flynn-Fletcher!

Happy birthday, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz!

yayyy
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