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YOU hate JK Rowling!

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astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.

balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.

fruit snacks are missing.

multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.

physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.

conclusions: ???????

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I tolerate with Orin, but I liked you...

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Oops I dropped my updated drive of DnD resources that I'd NEVER put the 2024 Player's Handbook on, or any other materials.

That would be so reckless of me. Who would leave 100+ DnD materials just laying around?

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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idc idc we need to let ourselves be angry like we were in 2020. corporations need to be burned to the ground and politicians need to remember that they are just as human as the rest of us. mask up and be safe yall.

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I'm so heartbroken. Rest in peace

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I hate this so much.

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when he trusts you and starts healing and letting down his facade, and you realize Astarion actually naturally has the roundest eyes

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i can’t stop watching this video and i am so so mad that it doesn’t have sound. imagine this but with nighttime ambiance and the sound of the headless, shirtless man’s sneakers slapping against the track, thap-thap-thap-thap-thap-thap, the eerie sound growing quieter and more distant as he sprints away into the darkness like a musclebound specter

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Gatekeeping is so good and important

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