Tristan ‧ 24 ‧ he/him ‧ still out there running
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His name is greedling and he was just born yesterday…
#and i love him!#what if you had sexual tension with a guy. but he was you. so you can never ever act on it in a meaningful way#would that be hot for the viewer or what#fma
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You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!
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we are having sooooooo much turnover of salaried employees at work. Im Scared
#not scared like 'im gonna get fired' scared. ppl arent getting fired.#im scared like 'it's getting so bad that i need to quit too'
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shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN
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tent nights / thawing
(rkgk)
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The Summertime Is A Little Different From The Normaltime
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(holds out my hand) let's go have type 2 fun together. let's go do something objectively kind of egregious and uncomfortable but also lifechanging and precious
#just kidding. i dont invite people to do type 2 fun with me bc then it becomes not at all fun#ultimate gatekeeper of things that most people dont want to do anyway#keeper of a gate that literally no one wants to walk through
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It's really funny how when i was like 19 my power imbalance fantasy was like. being the pool boy for a 25 year old rich guy. and now im abt to be 25, have LESS money than i did when i was 19, and im sitting here dreaming about being the pool boy for a 35 year old rich guy.
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I need six hundred thousand dollars and a closet full of tailored suits
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i liked problematic tropes
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