please may i have some coochie
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romaine lettuce e coli outbreak
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Janet from The Good Place is one of the best character on any tv show ever
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god I wish that were me
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you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned
me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields
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To my positively-charged cuton @redisty
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Have you ever heard a song that made you sad? :) Reblog if you think you鈥檙e being watched
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i鈥檓 oscillating between dimensions y鈥檃ll want anything
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cooking with jeff goldblum and bryce dallas howard
please turn the sound on you won鈥檛 regret it
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Joop
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