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(sitting in court on trial for murder) wow. god forbid women do anything

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CDC: if you’re vaccinated you don’t have to wear a mask anymore!

me: *sets this new recommendation gently on the ground* ah. no thank you

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ok so we've established that the cullens have a family youtube channel with a million subscribers but the channel has to end eventually since they never age so its gonna end where they just go missing except for carlisle and hes sad about it but the audience just thinks they did it for the views but no its cause theyre vampires

also alice sings in the drive thru at mcdonalds when getting resume her chicken nuggets

they all do couples pranks, but the videos are titled stuff like "DYING PRANK ON MY GIRLFRIEND/ADOPTED SISTER" and "DEMON BABY PREGNANCY ON MY HUSBAND *gone wrong* *the volturi showed up*"

emmett does 3a.m. challenges but its always just jasper doing the spooky stuff like if he calls mickey mouse at 3a.m. its just jasper dressed up as mickey mouse for some reason

carlisle and esme make a clickbaity video where they leave their kids alone for a day but they make it seem like such a big deal, like they're acting like theyll never see their kids again

jacob is also there but the whole resume imprinting situation was just a prank video

"FALLING IN LOVE WITH MY BESTIE'S NEWBORN BABY PRANK ON MY FRIENDS *gone wrong* *i got thrown*"

rosalie and emmett break up every few months as clickbait for attention, cause they used to always get married for attention but this is more fun for them

they all have couples merch

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Shadow and Bone text posts part 9/?

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6 , Part 7, Part 8, Part 9

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blocking people isnt enough i want to microwave them

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this whole taylor swift joe jonas sophie turner thing is just. so funny to me. like imagine you’re taylor swift and you’ve just released a song from eleven years ago that publicly calls your ex boyfriend at the time a cheater and drags his name through the mud for picking up other girls the moment after he dumped you in a 25 second phone call, and HIS WIFE who is YOUR FRIEND loves the song enough that she shares it on her instagram story with the caption ‘it’s not NOT a bop’. can u imagine being joe jonas having to listen to your wife play your ex girlfriend’s song abt how you were a piece of shit boyfriend in your own house eleven years later. i would cry

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Mr. Darcy really had some nerve accusing Jane Bennett of not adequately expressing her love for Bingley like he didn’t spend half the novel talking shit about Elizabeth to her damn face

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yeah yeah yeah mortifying ordeal of being known and all that but sometimes a friend mentions something about you that you didn’t think was noticeable and it feels like your heart is being cradled in their hands

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HOLD UP HOW WAS I NOT AWARE OF THIS

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I fucking love the character that’s like. not really the villain. but definitely not a good guy I mean he’s on our side. but he’s definitely not morally upstanding.

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why are the citizens of bikini bottom so prone to violence 💀 they’re ready to form a mob at any given moment

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Do you have any blessed facts laying around? Today was :( need a :)

unlike rabbits, a baby hare can run, fight, or flee almost immediately after birth.

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It made my day (x)