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Definitely not me thinking about writing an angsty Jam fic//oneshot thing where they get into a pretty bad fight, DEFINITELY NOT THAT

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I AM GOING TO S C R E A M

LOOK AT HIM

Lots of warm tones in this one and I love it

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Alex works at Weeb Wendy’s

Brian works at Himbo McDonolds

Jay works at Femboy Hooters

Tim works at Goth iHop

And Jessica works at Saphic Starbucks

Omg wait- and in Goth iHop, theres this thing called Femboy Friday so then Tim gets to see his boyfriend jdjdmdjmdmd

I have to sleep

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me when i see new jay/tim content

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Random Mh headcanons ( 99.9% are Jay HCs ) that give absolutely nothing to the canon plot but I like to think about them, ft. Jam

Alex knows the Miku Miku dance by heart

Brian is a Kyle

If Jay had the time and effort to actually pick an aesthetic, it would be either dark academia or cottagecore, but most likely dark academia, or just something victorianish 

Tim listens to like, emo music, like MCR and shit

Jay listens to Jack Stauber, Shawn Mendes, Melanie Martinez, Billie Eilish, Mother Mother, a lil’ bit of Cavetown, and some Bo Burnham

Jay has 🥺

That last one was a typo because my iPad is all kinds of fucked up but you know what, I’m leaving it there

Jay has ADHD, PTSD ( from multiple things ), bipolar disorder, and asthma. I don’t know why I put asthma right next to all the mental shit but I did

Jay either overthinks or doesn’t really think at all

Jay has had an on and off hyperfixation with frogs since he was in 4th grade. The man just likes frogs, okay??? Let him have his 🐸’s

Jay uses way too many emoji’s, example: *texting Tim* oki babyyy, love youuu ❤️❤️💕💕😘😘🥰🥰😍😍🤤🤤😽😽😽💋💋💋❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💖🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Jay watches vines a lot. He quotes them all the time and shows them to Tim but Tim doesn’t really get it. Jay is easily amused

Jay always feels the need to make everybody happy and to help everybody, even though it might severely hurt him/his own mental health. This man needs a break

Whenever Tim shows Jay MCR or TOP or just something like, heavily emo, Jay is just like “what is this? This is sad and loud- are you okay?? Are you sad???” And whenever Jay shows Tim Melanie Martinez or whatever, Tim just kinda,,, awkwardly smiles and nods

Milk makes Jay angry. He really doesn’t like it, he’s not lactose intolerant or anything, he just fucking despises it

Whenever Jay gets really mad, his southern accent just slowly gets stronger and stronger until he’s talking like “yu fuckin rAt, aa swar tagaaad”

 Jay really likes to be cuddled and held by Tim, but he really likes to cuddle and hold Tim. How will he compromise with himself? He won’t, he h o l d Timb, bc he love Timb

Jay has about 1 million nicknames for Tim, some of them don’t even fucking make sense

Tim: don’t be fucking *hits Alex in the head with Jays camcorder* rUde

Alex: are yoU kIdding mEE??

Tim: don’t be FFFucking-

Alex: stAOp

Tim: rUDe

Jay is such a fucking doormat.

Jay has literally had more than 50 boyfriends, and that’s only counting college ( more on that in another post, maybe )

Tim is Jay’s one and only true love because Tim is probably the only one who treats Jay RIGHT 😤 ( Tim Wright, get it? Wright? Right? )



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OMFG OMFG OMFG IMFG OMFG I CANT JSJJJFHFHFN HOLY S H I T

Sneak peek

Got choppy after exporting

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WOAH HOLY SHIT-

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Jay has listened to Heather by Conan Gray about 9,000000 times, and he doesn’t intend stopping anytime soon

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Tim is the type of person to listen to sad, yet fast and chaotic music

Jay is the type of person to listen to the I’m-sad-and-I’m-going-to-cry-about-it-for-the-next-2-days kind of music. Ya feel?

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MH sexuality HCs

Jay: gay, obviously

Tim: MLM/bi?

Alex: BI. AS. FUCK. Or pan

Brian: straight, maybe bi, MAYBE

Seth: DEFINITELY pan

Jessica: ✨a lesbian✨

Sara: straight

Amy: WLW

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OMG I HAD AN AU IDEA WHERE JAY WAS A LAWER AND HAD TO LIKE BE TIM’S LAWER FOR SOME REASON AND I WAS THING ABOUT THAT AND THEN I SEE THIS POST OMG THE UNIVERSE ISN’T REAL I- JSJSJSJDJDJ-

There's a reason why none of the MH folk studied law.

AU where Jay has a law degree and is still breaking laws left and right. 

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Same

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I LOVE THIS I- SNDJFHFJ

Entry 86 But Tim And Alex Just Go “It’s The _ For Me” Until They Murder Each Other.

Alex: It’s the dressing like a lesbian for me.

Tim: It’s the having a Sonic OC for me.

Alex: It’s the Elvis impersonating for me.

Tim: It’s the anime phase for me.

Alex: It’s the indirectly killing your boyfriends for me.

Tim: It’s the about to be stabbed in the neck for me. :)  

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JSJDJDJDH OMG

*looks at Masky holding Skully* Skully is... so smol.... So adorable! Masky you’re in charge of keeping the smol cryptid safe now

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I-

this just in:

hoodie has found another feral masked man running around rosswood

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KDMDJDJKD- S T O P-

levels of headcanon:

This is heavily supported by text/subtext and is likely what the creators intended for me to get from this 

this is sort of supported by the text and could, conceivably be what the creators intended for me to get from the text/subtext

there is no evidence either way

there is slight evidence against my headcanon, but I don’t care

I’ve stopped giving a crap about canon

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Tim: hey, I think I’m sic-

Jay, already getting a blanket and making chicken noodle soup simultaneously: Tim, baby, honey, dear, lovey, lay down right now. You are ILL, you are dying of the plague. Relax right now-

Tim: