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* soft  smut  sentence  starters .

❛ That teabag was actually better the second time around. ❜

❛ The landscapers are coming over today to trim the bush. ❜

❛ We’ve got to make it quick, shouldn’t be a problem for you. ❜

❛ We don’t have to go all the way, just midway. ❜

❛ I wasn’t expecting you to go there. ❜

❛ Sex Rules, I pity the fools who realize to late. ❜

❛ There’s nothing wrong with a bit of tease before. ❜

❛ Maybe I’d rather take my time. ❜

❛ Slow and steady, there. ❜

❛ What’s your rush? ❜

❛ What’s the big hurry? We’ve got plenty of time to play. ❜

❛ You always manage to make it seem better every time. ❜

❛ What did you have in mind now? ❜

❛ I just wanted a taste. ❜

❛ There’s a place I’ll let you go that you haven’t been yet. ❜

❛ Maybe you could stay a little afterwards? I don’t like being alone. ❜

❛ Let’s see what you’re working with. ❜

❛ That’s a nice color on you, bet it’d look better off of you though. ❜

❛ What? You mean to tell me you didn’t come here to just cuddle? ❜

❛ I’ve got something in mind you might like. ❜

❛ I could show you instead. ❜

❛ Come here, give me a kiss. ❜

❛ I just wanted some time alone with you.. to do this.. ❜

❛ I’m going to run a shower, you can watch but you can’t join. ❜

❛ Is there anything you can’t do with that tongue? ❜

❛ A hug could easily turn into something more if you allow it. ❜

❛ I love that thing you do when we kiss. ❜

❛ You know exactly what to do and know exactly what I want. ❜

❛ I’ve always had a thing for you and I see why now. ❜

❛ You really do know how to keep it interesting. ❜

❛ Maybe we just take our sweet little time, make it last. ❜

❛ I don’t want to go fast. I want to go slow. ❜

❛ I’m ready, if you are. ❜

❛ Just gently going to do this.. ❜

❛ Shhh … Kiss me .. ❜

❛ You’re trembling … are you sure you’re okay? ❜

❛ Even at your slowest, I’m still at my weakest. ❜

❛ Could you, could we, maybe go a little slower?  ❜

❛ I want to show you something. ❜

❛ Are you going to just keep staring or are you going to come touch? ❜

❛ I have a great idea for us, something you’ll enjoy. ❜

❛ You can still look while you touch. ❜

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Hannibal King, Blade: Trinity (2004)

“Hang in there, kitten. I’ll get help.”

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I’m laughing so hard 😂

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I wore my spiked jacket out to town and a young mum with her 4 year old son complimented me on it. She then turned towards her son and said “that’s how mummy used to dress, before she was opressed by THE MAN” I love that woman

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Jason Todd in Injustice 2

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Joe Keery for GQ

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inthislife–ndthenext:

Let me just flirt with you. And be a brat. And send you cute half nudes.

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Thor Odinson in Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

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nearly 200 writing prompts // feel free to reblog

Angst:

1: “ Give me a chance. ” 2: “ Not you again.. ” 3: “ Leave me alone. ” 4: “ I don’t love you anymore. ” 5: “ Why do you hate me? ” 6: “ I lost the baby. ” 7: “ I thought you loved me. ” 8: “ I don’t need you anymore. ” 9:“ I can’t believe you! ” 10: “ We cant keep this up forever. ” 11: “ You’re a monster. ” 12: “ I hate you. ” 13: “ Don’t leave me… ” 14: “ You’re a disappointment. ” 15: “ Don’t die on me– Please. ” 16: “ I never meant to hurt you. ” 17: “ Are you upset with me? ” 18: “ I wish i’d never met you. ” 19: “ I’m going to kill you! ” 20: “ Please don’t hurt me like this. ” 21: “ Thanks for nothing. ” 22: “ Dont call this number again. “ 23: “ Why did you spare me? ” 24: “ You need to leave. ” 25: “ I’m sick. ” 26: “ I’m dying. ” 27: “ I wish i’d never met you. ” 28: “ I thought we were family!” 29: “ There was never an us. ” 30: “ So that’s it? It’s over? ” 31: “ I fucked up. ” 32: “ I came to say goodbye. ” 33:“ He’s dead because of you. ” 34: “ I don’t deserve to be loved. ” 35: “ About the baby… Its yours. ”

Love:

36: “ I’m so in love with you. ” 37: “ Dance with me! ” 38: “ Isn’t this amazing? ” 39: “ I wish we could stay like this forever. ” 40: “ Will you marry me? ” 41: “ I’m pregnant. ” 42: “ I need a hug. ” 43: “ You’re special to me. ” 44: “ I’m going to keep you safe. ” 45: “ Do you trust me? ” 46: “ Can I kiss you right now? ” 47: “ You’re cute when you’re angry. ” 48: “ I’ve liked you for awhile now. ” 49: “ Lets have a baby. ” 50: “ We’d make such a cute couple. ” 51: “ I want to take care of you. ” 52: “ Can we cuddle? ” 53: “ It’s lonely here without you. ” 54: “ I can’t stand the thought of loosing you. ” 55: “ Shut up and kiss me already. ” 56: “ Are you flirting with me? ” 57: “ Is that my shirt? ” 58: “ How did we get here? ” 59: “ You own my heart. ” 60: “ You’d be a great dad. ” 61: “ You’d be a great mom. ” 62: “ I want to protect you. ” 63: “ Whats the matter? ” 64: “ You’re so beautiful. ” 65: “ Did you do something different with your hair? ” 66: “ Is that a new perfume? ” 67: “ Stop being so cute. ” 68: “ You’re making me blush! ” 69: “ You’re teasing me again… ” 70: “ This is why I fell in love with you. ” 71: “ You’re the best! ” 72: “ They’re going to love you, don’t worry! ” 73: “ Oh, Are you ticklish? ” 74: “ Of course I remembered! ” 75: “ You’re one hell of a girl. ” 76: “ You’re one hell of a guy. ” 77: “ Are you jealous? ” 78: “ Hold me and never let me go. ” 79: “ Stop hogging all the blankets! ” 80: “ Lets run away together. ”

General:

90: “ Catch me if you can! ” 91: “ I’m fine. ” 92: “ Are you drunk? ” 93: “ Are you high? ” 94: “ We cant go in there… ” 95: “ Give it back! ” 96: “ Well this is just great. ” 97: “ Don’t touch me. ” 98: “ Not sure if you could tell, but I’m not exactly a people person. ” 99: “ This was fun— Lets do it again sometime!” 100: “ I didn’t do it! ” 101: “ I did it… ” 102: “ I don’t remember that! ” 103: “ Well that’s pretty rude of you to say. ” 104: “ Get that thing away from me! ” 105: “ You owe me. ” 106: “ Do you believe in aliens? ” 107: “ Do you believe in ghosts? ” 108: “ Are you hitting on me? ” 109: “ Why are you naked? ” 110: “ You did what?! ” 111: “ You have… Superpowers? ” 112: “ Why are you bleeding? ” 113: “ Where did all these puppies come from?” 114: “ Don’t make me come over there myself! ” 115: “ That wasn’t funny. ” 116: “ This tastes horrible. ” 117: “ This is delicious! ” 118: “ Are you mad at me? ” 119: “ Stop ignoring me… ” 120: “ I love that show too! ” 121: “ Can I borrow that book of yours?” 122: “ Lets blow this joint. ” 123: “ Let me help you with that. ” 124: “ Take that back! ” 125: “ Wanna go see a movie with me? ” 126: “ No way, that’s so lame. ” 127: “ What are you listening to? ” 128: “ I brought you your coffee. ” 129: “ Don’t fuck this up. ” 130: “ Run! ” 131: “ Lets run away together. ” 132: “ I haven’t slept in four days… ” 133: “ Your turn to do the dishes. ” 134: “ Was I really that drunk? ” 135: “ Was I really that stoned? ” 136: “Give me back my phone! ” 137: “ You’re an asshole. ” 138: “ Are you cold? ” 139: “ This place gives me the creeps. ” 140: “ I swear my house is haunted. ” 141: “ Did you hear that? ” 142: “ It’s just your imagination. ” 143: “ Just how stupid do you think I am? ” 144: “ Stop being such a baby. ” 145: “ Go back to bed. ” 146: “ Are you okay? ” 147: “ I can take care of myself just fine.” 148: “ Thanks for helping me back there. ” 149: “ Since when have we ever been friends? ” 150: “ What on earth are you wearing? ” 151: “ I can’t feel my legs! ” 152: “ Stop texting me weird stuff so late at night. ” 153: “ Put me down! ” 154: “ There’s only one bed… ” 155: “ It isn’t what it looks like! Okay.. Maybe it is… ” 156: “ How did I loose it? ” 157: “ I read your diary. ” 158: “ This is awkward. ” 159: “ Didn’t you read the sign? ” 160: “ Do you think you can teach me that? ”

Below is NSFW prompts. Please if you’re rebloggling tell your followers if you’re interested or not in taking these sorts of requests.

Sexual: 161: “ Bite me. ” 162: “ Make me. ” 163: “ Fuck me. ” 164: “ Stop teasing me so much… ” 165: “ Do you like it when I touch you like that?” 166: “ Okay.. This is new. ” 167: “ Want to head back to my place and have a little fun? ” 168: “ You’re in trouble now. ” 169: “ What a pretty sight. ” 170: “ Bend over. ” 171: “ On your knees. ” 172: “ The food looks great but.. There’s something much more delicious i’d like to eat right now. ” 173: “ Lay back. ” 174: “ Take off your clothes. ” 175: “ Well, fine; just this once. ” 176: “ I’m waiting. ” 177: “ You’re so beautiful. ” 178:“ As you wish. ” 179: “ First one to make a noise looses.” 180: “ You have no idea what you do to me. ” 181: “ If you’re bored; Wanna have sex? ” 182: “ Ive wanted this for so long. ” 183: “ Car sex looks so much more easier in the movies. ” 184: “ Can I touch you? ” 185: “ Open up. ” 186: “ No strings attached. ” 187: “ Already? Do I really have that much of an effect on you? ” 188: “ Mine. ” 189: “ The nights still young. ” 190: “ We cant do that here! ” 191: “ Behave. ” 192:“ What did you just say? ” 193: “ Good girl. ” 194: “ Good boy. ” 195: “ Come here. ”

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Sugar Cookie Hearts~

Ingredients:

Cookies {makes 24+}

1 stick of butter (227grams), at room temp 1 cup of white granulated sugar 1 teaspoon of vanilla extract/essence (alternatively you can use any flavouring) 1 large egg 3 cups of plain/all-purpose flour, sifted 2 teaspoons of baking powder ½ teaspoon of salt

Royal Icing

3 large egg whites 4 - 5 cups of icing/confectioners’ sugar (4 cups is ideal for flooding) 1 teaspoon of vanilla extract/essence (again, you can replace with another flavour. For the heart cookies I used lemon juice.) 1 teaspoon of salt

Recipe:

1. Set oven to 175° Celsius (350°F). 2. In a stand mixer, cream softened butter and granulated sugar until smooth and combined. 3. Add vanilla extract and egg. Mix until combined. 4. In a separate bowl, sift flour and add baking powder and salt. Mix thoroughly with a spoon/fork.  5. Slowly add dry ingredients to wet ingredients while mixing until a crumbly dough-like consistency. 6. Using damp hands, mix the dough the rest of the way but be sure not to over work. Separate into 2-3 more manageable balls. Keep each ball wrapped in plastic wrap until you are ready to use them. 7. Sprinkle powder on your desired surface and on your rolling pin to ensure no sticking. Begin to roll out one of your dough balls until it is ¼ of an inch thick. 8. Cut and place on a lined baking tray. Allow room for cookies to spread slightly. 9. Bake for 8 -12 minutes. Place on cooling rack for 1 ½ hours or overnight before icing.

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