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Why are they judging Lae’zel so hard rn 😭😭

Probably annoyed that they had to fight a bunch of githyanki.

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So I’ve finally decided to continue my Durge playthrough after putting it off forever. Like I’ve literally met Neil Roberts at a comic con and had to look him in the eye and tell him I’d only made it to the emerald grove cause I was scared to kill Alfira.

But anyway I’ve made it to the Underdark now and I’ve decided that my Durge is gonna keep the the robot as a friend. I will find a way to make him join the party even if it means I must buy a pc and learn to download or make mods.

I just love this dude so much. Its design is so cool and I love the poetry thing that goes with it.

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Getting bg3 has honestly ruined my life cause no all I wanna do is play it and take part in a dnd campaign. I only have one friend who is interested in bg3 and it’s just heartbreaking.

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She looks like she’s just been caught stealing cookies out of the cookie jar

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Baxley photo dump cause I love him.

Featuring Lupus staring down Lae’zel.

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So I have once again started a new playthrough in bg3 despite not finishing the game once.

This is my new character Baxley Cratebox. His last name is Cratebox cause he got left in a cardboard box as baby and then I realised they probably weren’t a thing so named the next best thing.

He’s a Half-Elf ranger who prefers animals over people cause he has the social skills of a soggy stick of celery. He spent his childhood on the streets of Baldurs Gate until he decided go be social awkward Robin Hood and go to the woods to help people. He has one friend (my friends Tav, Celeste) and she basically does all the talking whilst he stands there looking like he’s going to cry.

Hes romancing Gale because I’ve been banned from romancing Shadowheart. Baxley and Shadowheart are besties but in another life they would be lovers cause there would be no friend banning me from romancing her for the thousandth time. Lae’zel scares him cause she’s very a scary lady but they love each other. She sees him as a little wet kitten who needs to be protected. Astarion and Baxley are mortal enemies cause I think it’s funny. Karlach and Wyll are trying to teach him to dance and he’s doesn’t want to say no and seem rude.

Anyway I love him and he’s turning out to be one of my favourites Tavs so far.

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You know maybe using a fire sword with smearing smite in a firework shop wasn’t my best idea. Honestly the worse fight I’ve had in the game so far. Poor Shadowheart and Jaheira got shoved off a ledge. Gale kept getting acid and poison thrown at him. The cards were just stacked against me.

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I remember when I first played Resident Evil 5 and I forgot what Excella’s name was so I was asking my mate what her name was. I ended up calling her that “escalator bitch” and now she’s forever known as Escalator Guinness in my head.

I see people talking about Excella and have a moment where I’m like who tf is that and then I remember not everyone has weird little names for all the characters.

I have a whole list of names for nearly all the characters. Some of my favourites are Linnedy Scoot Kennedy, Ingredients Hoennigan, Ellen Harpgeneris and Ashburgers Grillam.

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I feel like Jill should get to slap someone in Death Island. Like a full on bitch slap. She deserves to give someone a giant slap and I feel like Leon would be perfect to slap. He’s just got one of those faces. Hell he’d probably enjoy getting slapped the little weirdo.

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Me and my British ass can’t handle the wait for Death Island. I’m actually so jealous of people who get to go cinema and see it.

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Resident Evil 4 remake remake where they replace Leon with Claire. It’s what the people need and deserve.

It’s me. I’m people. I just need more Claire. Please give me more Claire Capcom.