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📑 X-Static Process Sweater

All LODs & Maps

Female (Teen-Elder)

51 Swatches

Base Game Compatible

📌 Download: Patreon (Free)

📑 Profusion Shirt

All LODs & Maps

Male (Teen-Elder)

51 Swatches

Acc t-shirt recolor located in gloves

Base Game Compatible

📌 Download: Patreon (Free)

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The Trinity Collection - By Sentate & Serenity

Three really is the magic number... so @serenity-cc and I just couldn't resist the chance for a third collaboration!

For this years collection Serenity had the idea to create a set of looks inspired by our very own punk band; Featuring a mix of stage worthy statement pieces and versatile destroyed denim items, The Trinity Collection is here to make sure your sims style shouts a little louder than the rest.

The full collection features a combined total of 29 items across a newly created 20 swatch colour palette plus extra denim, leather and tartan swatches. Public release: May 4th

Sentate’s part of the collection: DOWNLOAD

Serenity’s part of the collection: DOWNLOAD MORE DOWNLOADS  |  TERMS OF USE  |  LINK TREE

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Marlene: Doctor - $140,000 a year

Marlene: Furry artist on Patreon - $160,000 a year

Lily: i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

Marlene: I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

Lily: no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

James: Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Marlene: Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

James: doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

Marlene: You will die in 7 days

Remus: It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Remus: Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

Sirius: You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

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Peter: bet you can't make a sentence without the letter a

Sirius: you thought you just did something here, didn't you? well sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the english lexicon.

Remus: fuck you

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artist: mandarina_art

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gyaru hyuna🌺

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i’m aware this is my very personal niche and you won’t care BUT

Architect James who is known for being an engineer’s absolute NIGHTMARE because all his designs are planned from the aesthetics viewpoint not the construction one

Engineer Regulus who always found comfort in maths, and who loves a challenge so fine if nobody else at the company will work for this jackass he will- oh my GOD HE’S AN ACTUAL NIGHTMARE

“you need a column there”

“what? no that ruins the whole view”

“the ceiling caving in will ruin the view”

Incredibly rich (thanks Alphard) Artist Sirius that hires James to design an art gallery for him, also makes sure to pay james to lead the entirety of the construction so Sirius won’t need to be involved

ahem regulus not knowing he’s working for his estranged brother

also james and sirius having meetings, sirius who loves anything artistic adoring James’ designs, prongsfoot friendship my beloved

finaLLY James and Regulus find middle ground on a design james likes and regulus can actually confirm wont crumble to the ground, Sirius approves it and so starts the construction phase

contractor remus working w regulus and james on site, who is missing a construction worker. enter barty that wants to have a “humble” job just to piss off his politician dad. besides it’s a good workout reggie so how bad can it be?

supportive stay at home boyfriend Evan who, like Barty has enough money to not work but unlike Barty has no desire to sweat his day away, so he just visits from time to time to drop off baked goods for the crew (yes he bakes wonderful french pastries)

sirius absolutely will randomly visit the site bc he is bored and impatient, somehow always misses regulus but does meet remus. doesn’t mention the fact he is the owner of the building they’re working on and therefore his boss

food truck cook Peter who is friends with remus and always has him let him know what new project his crew is working on so he is always there on site for lunch time

meanwhile marketing genius Mary and graphic designer Marlene working w Sirius to promote the gallery. fellow artist lily getting mixed in bc her art will be displayed in the gallery too. photographer dorcas gets involved later on

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HYUNA🎀🎀

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Penelope of Sparta remains unphased by her husband's war crimes.

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i cant this is so them

James: *Barges in* WHO ATE MY LEFTOVERS?!

Sirius: *calmly* who ate my brother’s ass?

James:

James: *nods and leaves*

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Regulus: spoons should be used for the gouging of eyes only

James:

Sirius:

Remus:

Regulus: and soup

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Remus: tell me why-

James: AINT NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE

Remus:

Remus:

Remus: tell me why I just found a slytherin tie in your bed James

Sirius: WHAT

James:

James:

James: *runs*

Sirius: YOU LITTLE-

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Sirius doesn’t feel sad, he just feels empty. His little star just burst.

(my art)

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