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people on here love to call themselves a perverted freak and then post the most conventionally attractive steam engine you've ever seen
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and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

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“my son is on the straight and narrow” your daughter is gay and wide
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the pregnancy test was positive Bethany
Okay? Go see your vagineer (Gynecologist) I don't care
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hey i know everybody on this website is geriatric by now, but if i have any younger followers, even just a handful:
you do not need those full-body deodorant products. i promise
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my contribution to bugblr: a violet carpenter bee! it was very polite :]
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it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit
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I might submit this for the spn art contest but I’m not sure
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Don’t think about how anti-trans hate crimes spiked during the first Trump presidency, Trump’s 2024 campaign spent upwards of $200 million in anti-trans advertising and now the DOJ is floating the idea of banning gun ownership for trans people. Don’t think about how the American public has been whipped up into a hysterical frenzy over the mere existence of trans people and the basic civil rights of trans people are peeled away every week. Keep capitulating to transphobes on the left and within the feminist community, keep buying into the dehumanization of trans people because it’s easier to sacrifice them and scapegoat them than fight for them.
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good morning it's don't crash out Thursday where we try our hardest not to crash out. on Thursday
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HAYLEY WILLIAMS for The Face Magazine photographed by Zachary Gray.
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madison brown photographed for petite danseuse, the degas art capsule selkie campaign by tyler william parker
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you're telling me this guy's a bouncer? huh... and what does he bounce on, if you don't mind me asking...?
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