Add in your own language
English: I love you
Dutch: Ik hou van je.
German: Ich liebe dich.
Danish: Jeg elsker dig.
Portuguese: Eu te amo
Slovenian: Ljubim te
Bollywood: Maiṁ tumasē pyāra karatā hūm̐
Tumblr: FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK I HATE YOU
Keymash: alskdfjcashbcnlasdjfan
Harry Potter: Always
Thornberry: BLARHAGARHHGARH
Dean: Don't ever change.
Fangirlish: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT YOU jasdhfifhss
Hungarian: Szeretlek
Persian: Doostet daram
Czech: Miluju tě
Turkish: Seni seviyorum
Batman: NO LOVE. ONLY JUSTICE.
Russian: Я тебя люблю (Ya tebya lyublyu)
Night at the Roxbury: WHAT IS LOVE?! Baby don't hurt me...
Italian: Ti amo~
Nightwing: Touch my ass
Tim Drake: Erm. Erm. Erm. Um. Erm. Erm. Hi.
asexual: will there be wifi
Korra: Look, I really like you and I think we were meant for each other!
Persona 3 and 4: Level 10 social link right there
Carly Rae Jepson: Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe?
Spanish: Te amo.
Loki: You have heart.
Adele: Never mind, I'll find someone like you
Tony Stark: Give yourself 12 percent of the credit. . .
Ace Attorney: Thanks to you, I am saddled with... unnecessary feelings.
Homura: MADOKA-CHAN!!
Toph: *PUNCHES YOU* That's how I show affection.
Sokka: BOOMERANG!!
Mai: I don't hate you.
Zuko: Honor!!
Captain Jack Harkness: Hi, I'm Captain Jack Harkness.
Sherlock: You're an idiot.
John Watson: I always say "I love you", but it's usually subtext
Blaine Anderson: I lo- AND CUT!
Spock: I have been emotionally compromised
Ryan Murphy:MORE FINCHEL!
Kurt Hummel: *sipping coffee**splutters*
Taylor Swift: And that's the way I loved you! Breakin down and comin' undone, it's a roller coaster kinna rush and I never knew I could feel that much and that's the way I loved you.
Rumplestiltskin: NOBODY CAN EVER LOVE ME!
The Doctor: Rose Tyler... I--
Thor: You give up this poisonous dream! You come home.
Arthur: Merlin, you idiot!
Steven Moffat: Make them suffer. That is how I show the emotion you humans refer to as 'love'.
Daleks: EXTERMINATE!
Captain Jack Sparrow: I'm cap'n Jack Sparrow, savvy?
Loki: Sentiment
Pepper: We were having 12% of a moment
Hulk: HULK SMASH DAT ASS
Odin: HUARGH
Coulson: I watched you while you slept
Hiddlestoner: I'm uncontrollably excited about you
Steve Rogers: Mr. Stark...
Rachel: I got off the plane.
Welsh: Rwy'n dy garu di
Sam Winchester: You are my brother, there is nothing in the world I wouldn't do for you
Elena: It's always going to be stefan
Kuroko: I will be the shadow of your light and make you the best player in Japan
Sam Puckett: I never said 'I hate you'
Tony: There was one more guy you pissed off... his name's Phil.
James: Q
Q: 007
Pinhead: What is your pleasure?
Scott Pilgrim: I'm in lesbians with you.
Bug: Eep-opp-ork-ah-ah
The Doctor: We had the best of times
The Master: Get out of the way
Les Mis: do you permit it?
Phantom Phandom: Say you'll need me every waking moment.
Eponine Thenardier: And do you know Monsieur Marius ? I believe I was a little in love with you.
Augustus Waters: Okay?
Hazel Grace Lancaster: Okay.
Nerdfighters: You have a stupid face.
Merlin: Dollophead
Croatian: Volim te
Arthur: Just hold me
Arthur: Thank you
Cas: Dean and I share a profound bond
Sherlock: I'd be lost without my blogger!
Phandom: you are better than toast
Cas: Hello Dean
Dean: I'd rather have you, cursed or not
Harvey Specter: He goes, I go
Mike Ross: Come on, I love you Harvey
Donna Paulsen: I'm not apologizing for who I am
Jessica Pearson: You will replace every one of those goddamn bran bars
Louis Litt: You just got Litt Up!
Rachel Zane: You think this is a year round tan?
Peeta Mellark: Here have some burnt bread
Authur: I want you to always be you
Dean: Bitch
Ashley Clements: Shut your stupid Dump Truck face
Dean: I prayed to you Cas, every night!
Will Grayson: my name is will grayson. and I appreciate you, tiny cooper!
Sam: Jerk
Damon Salvatore: I snapped your brothers neck because you wouldn't let me assault you
Demi Lovato: You're giving me a heartattack
Croatian: Jebi se.
Peeta Mellark: Because...because...she came here with me.
Hannibal Lecter: Hello, Will.
Will Graham: Hello, Dr. Lecter.
Hannibal Lecter: Are those lambs still screaming, Clarice?
Bobby: Idjits
Frodo: Oh, Sam.
Sam: Mr. Frodo!
Elvish: Le melin
Katniss Everdeen: I TOOK YOUR PLACE AS TRIBUTE!
Naruto: SASUKE!
Haruka Nanase: You do freestyle, too?
Jamie McCrimmon: I won't forget you (Spoiler Alert: He totally forgot him)
Donkey Kong: Bananas
Professor X: Heterochromia was in reference to your eyes which I have to say are stunning. One green, one blue. It's a mutation, a very groovy mutation. I've got news for you, Amy. You are a mutant.
Sleeping with Sirens: they say that love is forever your forever is all that i need please stay forever with me?
Karkat Vantas: YOU DON'T NEED TO TRY TO BE THE GOOD PERSON YOU ALREADY ARE.
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Why Children's Cartoons Should Be Taken Seriously
Danny Phantom: A 14-year-old boy with an already sucky life gets half-killed by his parents' stupidity, and has to try to keep up with his own life.
Fairly OddParents: A depressed 10-year-old is given a pair of magic fairies to help relieve him of all different forms of child abuse.
The Last Airbender: A 12-year-old boy is given the responsibility of saving the entire world by mastering a decade's worth of mystic skills in under a year.
The Grim Adventures of Billy And Mandy: Two children of undisclosed ages are confronted by death himself and make a deal with him, and go on a series of adventures in the underworld and are confronted by many deadly mythical creatures.
Adventure Time: The last surviving human of "The Mushroom War" lives in the post-apocalyptic land of Ooo with his adoptive brother, Jake, and battles evil and injustice.
How to Train Your Dragon: A teenage boy gives up the approval and acceptance of his father and culture to save the life of the only friend who loved him as he was, and in return loses his leg yet changes his world.
Regular Show: Mordecai and Rigby have real nigga problems.
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