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we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh

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It’s that time of year again

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i just heard my mum say ‘you are very naughty’ and then a meow and then another softer ‘okay but next time there will be consequences’ and then another meow and then a ‘you’re right probably not’ 

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Today’s Gamers of the Day are: The Pokemon Protagonists

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My cat is touched-starved and demanding because everyone else but me is unwilling to pet her. They are unwilling to pet her because she is a bad person who loves crime and hurting people. She doesn’t understand how these things are connected and so I must bear the full load of both her affection and her bloodthirsty violence.

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god wallace pokemon was always gay but they really amped it up in the remakes huh

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wow!

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“you lurk bc u care” no bitch it’s bc im nosey

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if ur a terf unfollow me and know that i hate you

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Tonight its just going to be you, me…

…and John

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The Velvet room from the Persona series but Eric Andre and Hannibal Burress take over the roles of Igor and the attendant.

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i let the furby skins soak in fabric softener after i washed them and my sis found them and sent me:

and i have never laughed so hard x’D

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When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

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i’m screaming what does this mean

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some millennial after giving birth: wow she’s beautiful

me, a STEM major, giving birth to a newton’s laws of physics book: grow up barbara