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Not what she meant but.

I mean it couldn’t hurt

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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adventuring is fucking stupid anyway.

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I am no longer explaining my chronic illnesses. I'm only ominously referencing them like I'm a fantasy realm NPC dropping plot hooks:

I am besieged by the affliction

The ritual was successful, but it has drained me. I need time to recuperate.

I can't do that, because of The Curse

Dark forces are conspiring within me. I must conserve my strength to battle them.

Unseen foes assault me. I cannot strike back with blows, but I can lessen their influence by consuming certain alchemical rites.

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original under cut

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Adeptus mechanicus fans and king gizz fans making out

cuz "This motor spirit guy seems to be very similar to the omnissiah"

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this pride month i want everyone to consider the benefits of abolishing the sex binary

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rb to make a biological essentialist mad <3

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how am i supposed to survive postapocalyptic bartering if i cant even find someone who sells acid smh

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its a game to me. we are in a never ending war where i try to block the man-ass tags and every day i discover new ones. this is how i find meaning in life

people who arent into men: what is it like when you follow me then get jumpscared by a hairy man ass

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this calf recognizes the evil works of the demiurge and despairs, but is roused by It's holy liquid (5 hour energy)

(video source)

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Mortarion fem version , cosplay made by me 🪰

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wish i could assign hyperfixation homework. hello friends go home and read this book/listen to this album/play this game/watch this thing. you are all my students in the classroom of Peak.

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"