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Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

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regulus: wake up, we’re gonna be late to class

remus: merlin regulus shut up it’s 8 in the fucking morning

remus: wait

remus: what are you doing in our dorm

regulus: i uhm… i’m not here, you’re dreaming, it’s all an illusion

james: why would remus be dreaming about a shirtless regulus black laying next to me in bed trying to wake me up?

regulus: i don’t know what kind of weird things lupin dreams about

remus: excuse me, what the fuck is going on

james: you tell me… why are you dreaming about my boyfriend being shirtless

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@/PercySeries: It’s a very special day, demigods ⚡️ Happy Birthday, #PercyJackson! We’re celebrating with a gift just for you… #PercyPreview

First look at Percy Jackson and The Olympians

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Absolutely fascinating to see how the Harry Potter ships go on AO3.

Going to put a bunch of ships in the tags simply so other people can see this and weigh in because I think it's fascinating.

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Piper: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, thou shalt see that it is barren!

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the “pleasure to have in class” to overly active tumblr user pipeline

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regulus: care to explain what happened pour moi?

james: uh- oui oui, so i had a little too much café on an empty túmmy, so i had a - how do you say - panique attaque.

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what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?

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James Sirius

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I am screaming lmao also this reminds me of @rosewater1997

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If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there.

Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

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This is your daily reminder to not be ashamed of making your life easy for yourself.

Cut your food into small pieces, make the font size 30 on your e book, use straws to drink, get a pen that’s comfortable to hold, take more naps, walk slowly, eat another cookie, buy velcro shoes, re-watch the part you couldn’t understand the first time, write things on your hands so you don’t forget it… whatever you want and/or need

Don’t let anyone tell you how you should be doing things. We don’t need to prove each other anything

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Friday Concepts on Instagram / Etsy

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Hi!

Hinnh fic recs pls? I feel I've read em all. Maybe some post-war angst?

Thanks :)

Hinny Fic Recs

My Favorites

I've Never Not Wanted You by whizzfizz (ao3 oneshot)

"ginny, i always want to sleep with you" by harpyloon (ao3 oneshot)

No Strings Attached by sybilltheseer (ao3 oneshot)

Through Her Eyes by sybilltheseer (ao3 oneshot)

Hinny Forbidden by hinnylove1216 (wattpad on hold)

One Last Kiss by s0me0ne15 (wattpad on hold) READ THE WARNINGS BEFORE READING

Protection by princesspotter (siye incomplete??)

One Look by princesspotter (siye complete)

Ten Reasons Why by noharmione (wattpad finished)

A Billionaire's Love by hinnyforever88 (wattpad incomplete)

Slytherin Angel by HarryInMultiUniverses (ffn.net incomplete)

The Prodigal Daughter by iluvfanfics1 (ffn.net incomplete)

It's In Her Kiss by LovesReading2 (ff.net incomplete)

The Commoner Queen by pilargirl (ff.net complete)

Favourite Clothes by bluebudgie (ff.net oneshot)

Hair Tie by percabeth824 (ff.net oneshot)

Clearly, I like AU. That's it for now, but I'll definitely reblog if I read something really good or if I think of something I haven't put down. I've checked the links, but please tell me if you are having trouble with any of them.

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How many times Minerva McGonagall had listened to the distant footsteps echoing in the long hallways of the castle after the curfew, how many times she had failed to catch them, how many times she resisted giving them detention after lecturing them, how many hilarious pranks she had seen and faked her disappointment, how many times she had looked at the happy faces of the boys teasing each other at any given opportunity, how many times she had caught them out of beds in the middle of the night to see the glorious, never fading grins on their young faces, how many times she had whispered under her breath, smiling, “God, let them never get old.”

And they never did.

And after them, all the footsteps sounded like them, but not quite. In all the pranks she saw them, but not quite. In all the smug grins she recognised them, but not quite. Everything and everyone reminded her of them, but not quite. How many times she had walked through the empty corridors, searching for remaining traces of them. And they were always there, but only enough to awake the burning nostalgia. They were there, but not quite.

 Never again had she wished for someone not to get old.

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TO TRULY ENJOY ADULTHOOD:

1. Actively seek out new interests regularly. Refrain from allowing your life to become stagnant, especially in your free time. Prioritize your joy.

2. Search for likeminded people. Debunk the myth that people don’t “make friends” as adults. They can, and do. It makes the journey more blissful.

3. Travel as frequently as you can, even if it’s just a neighboring town/city/state. Do it as a means of constantly reminding yourself the world is bigger than your line of sight. Remind yourself often.

4. Change. In as many areas as you can. Not because what you have is deficient or inadequate, but because life works best when you’re not too strictly attached. Set health/financial/social goals, and work to achieve them. Thrive in your daily life.

5. Prioritize friendships as much as romantic relationships, never allow yourself to feel as though you will crumble in the absence of a lover.

6. Give yourself as many options as you can. Always keep it at the back of your mind that you hold the ability to choose, and you will never settle.