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DREAM REACHED 20 MIL LETS GO >:D PERSONA BLOB NOW IN ACTION

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OMFG I HEARD IT

I dunno if i’m hearing it right but if you turn the volume full up, you can hear Dream saying ‘’dnf is real’’ 😑i’m not sure tho

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uh. this. dnf masterpost georges alt stream march tenth

anyways. enjoy this post that i simply had to make.

okay so

Reading Texts Out Loud

dream reading his and george’s texts with it including heavy flirting and also some random sex proposition is very reminiscent of the Hot Tub story dream told in january that simply left me baffled for weeks. nowadays they do so much batshit stuff that i have to process my shock much easier.

Staying With Dream Forever

“i’ll just stay” “for how long?” “forever”

has the same energy as a plane ticket and a permanent room on dreams house (at 1:08)

Marriage Fraud

no cause why are both the clips almost the same. why is georgenotfound so eager to marry dream in particular. why not sapnap. he’s never said he should marry sapnap for a visa. it’s only ever dream.

(if i had a nickel for every time george asked to marry dream i’d have two nickels which isn’t much but it’s weird that it happened twice)

Fly Me Out

“get me a private jet, dream” vs dream saying he should have flown george out so long ago. why are they so obsessed with dream making george come to the us. george is rich. he can pay.

Kiss Me Or Something

i’ve talked about dream and george being obsessed with talk of kissing each other in this other masterpost

Tell Dream You Love Him

is this july. is this every single stream ever in july? i’m not linking the clips cause that’s an entire month. maybe more. it was just. so often. pls i can’t do it again.

“Invest in me”

honestly there’s just so many moments that parallel this that i won’t even add them here. that’s just standard dnf moment right there.

Clingy Arc

originally i wasn’t going to add this but these are are BOLD words from mr “i am used to having your attention 24/7 and then you go and strip it from me for 3 days”. are you sure he’s the clingy one, sir?

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and now for dnf moments that just. that just. you know.

My Favourite Number Is Georges Contact

i hate him

“dNF ArC? YeAh mAyBe”

shut up shut up shut up

The Hottest Piece of Ass in the Dream Team

why does he ask dream and no one else. why does dream agree. what is this.

Every Time George Uses DNF As A Joke I Lose Ten Days Of My Life

i refuse to link any of the other dozens of times he does it :)

The Maid Dress

why doesnt he answer the question of what does he think about george in a maid dress?

why does he stay silent twice.

The Many Many Times They Adressed Heat Waves (pls stop donating about it)

late nights in the middle of june

dono:what song reminds you of dream? dream: probably heat waves

“this isn’t a no it’s a not yet”

Sapnap Being Done With DNF Compilation

sapnap is sick of their behaviour as i get why. if i were best friends with them so would i. he literally lives with dream and dream still spends more time with george. sapnap being the support in every dnf fic makes so much sense, he is so tired of them.

george in his madly in love with dream arc (denial)

dream watching georges stream and not even knowing sapnaps streaming

sapnap being pissed at dream for his ‘dnf arc’

“sapnap third wheel arc” “i know”

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BUAHAHHAHA

this is an absolute nightmare if i was smp!dream i would have murdered him by now

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SOMEHOW THIS FEELS ILLEGAL TO LAUGH AT 💀💀💀

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hi there!! i got possessed by @technoblacle’s god x king dsmp!dnf au <3

((in which dream is an actual god, george is put to sleep during wars for safety, and the whole world loves george (it’s dream’s world after all). nature itself bends to serve him; the world’s protector, DreamXD, gets an existential crisis because he doesn’t know why his base coding seems to include gogy simping too))

((or, i just wanted to draw xd my beloved but i have no brainrot impulse control 🥲))

(full comic under the cut ‼️)

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Amazon Unveils a [Horrifying] Fanfic Publishing Platform

Today, Amazon announced the imminent launch of its newest endeavor, Kindle Worlds, a publishing platform for fanfiction. When I read the announcement, I was horrified, then angry, then sad. I want to take a moment to explain why this is such a tragedy.

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YESSSSSSSSS

pspspsps dream smp fans who also play genshin impact

would y'all be interested in a dsmp x genshin au i literally just thought of??? i most likely wont do anything serious with it, but i think it'd be pretty neat:0

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So heart warming 🤧

So the last time George and Dream talked in canon was when Dream dethroned George and they ended on a bad note and no one knew where their relationship stood. Until last night when in canon, George tried to break Dream out of prison.

In canon George still loves Dream and George wants to break him out. They are still a team, your honor.

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So I enhanced the Hoodie pics:

Original under cut

Seguir leyendo

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I keep seeing these “my left ear hurts” quotes everywhere, but what do they mean???

Dream is literally so obsessed with George “i have pictures from other days” “i have more than that, let me look” my left ear hurts 

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George rejects Dream and Dream f*cking dies 

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found dead in miami

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hey there delilah but make it dream singing about george (based off that one fanfic)

a thousand miles seems pretty far but they've got planes and trains and cars

i'd walk to you if i had no other way

our friends would all make fun of us but we'll just laugh along because we know that none of them have felt this way

george, i can promise you that by the time that we get through

youtube will never ever be the same and you're to blame

hey there george, you be good and don't you miss me

one more year until covid's done and we'll start making history like we do

you know it's all because of you, we can do whatever we want to

hey there george, here's to you

this one's for you

made this at like 12am last night lol, i hope it makes sense :)

Thank you for this brainrot <3 

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volume warning!!!!!!!!!

feral boys discord calls be like:

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Tubbo has said his name on a stream before, and Ranboo was fine with it. His name is Mark.

ranboo feels like a noah

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dream on january first said let's start the year with a bang! and has not stopped since