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Susie violnece gif circa 2021

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My gif

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I enjoy the blue man

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Tenna watch out for the thirst comments

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other side of the fixation mashing (deltarune and isat)

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isat opening sequence but its the soul

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still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.

and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.

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I'm choosing to believe this is real because it's funny and hurts no one

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Did i ever post this here

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if we’re mutuals feel free to use me as a powerful summon during a tough battle 

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when you try to get into the png nightclub but you see the dotted rectangle surrounding the bouncer stretch him wider to block the entrance cus ur not on his clipboard

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An aspirational figure to not one but two brash queer muscle women???? Coolest old man ever.

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girl unhinge ur jaw

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I needed to get this drawing out of my system I can't stop thinking about them