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my half of an art trade of @razzware 's Homestuck OC, Cade Argus!!! It was super duper cool and im so happy i got to draw them :33 wheeeeee

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OGURI PEAK

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A stunning steel-hilted Sabre,

OaL: 41.5 in/105.4 cm

Blade Length: 35.4 in/89.7 cm

Weight: 3.5 lbs/1.6 kg

probably Hungary, ca. 1550, housed at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

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I dont know if anyone else has pointed this out yet.

Kris doesn't eat while we are possessing them.

In chapter one, they tear the soul out just to eat an entire pie cuz they had not eaten all day.

In chapter two they dont get the pie toriel was making at the end of the day and go into the night hungry. (Unless you eat the chocolate Undying got for Alphys)

3, They dont eat all night.

Chapter 4 they have pancakes but because we are possessing them they can't eat.

(I feel like that plays into how tired they were at church too) They end up only drinking the juice at church cuz we (the soul) have the option to drink some. They can only have something at the dinner if you steal Asrial's money.

They don't even eat any of the snacks Noelle makes.

They only eat or well drink chocolate milk after they ditch the soul in the present closet

I want to note that the dark world food does nothing for them in the real world. So the items they consume are not helping. (I don't remember where but in chapter one someone mentions the food in the dark world is not filling) They tried moss still didn't help.

In looking for pictures for this is found more instances of susie eating then kris.

So in conclusion, I would be a grumpy asshole too if I was almost starving all week cuz the being possessing me doesn't let me eat!

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you can tell kris is tma because the go-to pronoun people have for this therian nonbinary teenager who wears the same dysphoria sweater every day and has a cabinet in their dark world room that mentions being able to wear whatever they'd like and has a can of unused Pizza Spray Deodorant For Boys in their bathroom and uses apple shampoo and has a dark world palette that is essentially the trans flag and who explicitly hates the starkly heteronormative-esque abuse ( which is topped off by putting a ring on a finger , no less , ) that you put noelle thru in the weird route so hard they beat the fuck out of you in a trash can and is implied to be suicidal or previously suicidal or perhaps even self harms ( or is at the very least weirdly into knives ) and has weird repressed memories that include such bangers as ManCountry ( you used to belong there but now you don't ) is. He/Him.

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you can tell kris is tma because the go-to pronoun people have for this therian nonbinary teenager who wears the same dysphoria sweater every day and has a cabinet in their dark world room that mentions being able to wear whatever they'd like and has a can of unused Pizza Spray Deodorant For Boys in their bathroom and uses apple shampoo and has a dark world palette that is essentially the trans flag and who explicitly hates the starkly heteronormative-esque abuse ( which is topped off by putting a ring on a finger , no less , ) that you put noelle thru in the weird route so hard they beat the fuck out of you in a trash can and is implied to be suicidal or previously suicidal or perhaps even self harms ( or is at the very least weirdly into knives ) and has weird repressed memories that include such bangers as ManCountry ( you used to belong there but now you don't ) is. He/Him.

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This sucks I'm gonna (remembers suicide jokes are bad for me) wrest my fate from the hands of god and chart my own destiny

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feeling normal about susie deltarune again :thumbsup:

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kris will sing swears

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babygirl your enormous eyebags and just barely noticeable tremor have captivated me

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you ever realize how able bodied people just are not expected to do things that cause them excruciating physical pain? like they’re just. not

if i shouldn’t use my cane because i can sometimes technically walk without it, it would just hurt like a motherfucker then abled people should no longer be allowed to use potholders to take things out of the oven because i mean

well they could technically pick up a hot pan with their bare hands. it would just hurt like a motherfucker

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I dont understand why you cant drunk drive a horse the horse is literally the sober one its fine. And yes this does mean normally if you are drunk and in a car the car is drunk. It fucking happens

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i need a transfem sleepover so fucking bad its literally not even funny i am fucking yearning over here

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snapshots from the elden ring-monster hunter crossover that's slowly taking over my entire brain