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for a beautiful moment we were #1… :’)

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"I wish for immortality until the last human dies. And I want to stay young and healthy," you tell the genie, proud of your clever wording. Seventeen quintillion years later, drifting through the dead, silent void, you spot your old co-worker Kyle. He's still alive. And he’s still talking.

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"My son has been brutally killed and I seek revenge," said the Queen. "You have my sword." proclaimed the Hero. "And my bow," added the Archer. "And my magic," intoned the Mage. "And my gun," quipped the Ranger. "AND MY AXE!" exclaimed the Warrior. "And your son!" replied the Necromancer.

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any deep breathers online? any fans of a really good deep breath? how about a nice hearty yawn? breathing in a bunch of air feels so good

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This didn't even feel like mha, this epilogue felt so forced. They had no romantic chemistry; nor implication, and it seems like he tried using Toga's death as an excuse to just pare Ochako with Izuku (not saying that's what he intended, but it kinda looks like it, to me at least). It doesn't look like this ending was intended, it looks like it was just added to make the DudeBros™ happy. I feel like this wasn't what Hori wanted for the ending, I think he was told to rewrite it. Like, didn't he say in interviews how he didn't like endings like this? How he didn't like that that's how Naruto ended? Wouldn't he want to not do that, especially to his own story? Sorry if this seem pretty tin foil hat of me, but I think Shonen Jump had something to do with this. And I'd argue they've been planning to do this chapters ago, maybe even the whole time; regardless of how the story was gonna go. Idk, but whatever it was, it still ended HORRIBLE

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Dabi with a reader who's an Endeavor fan??

Oh boy, someone help this man. He loves you, he really REALLY does but GOD if you don't make it hard sometimes..

Everytime you break into a rant about the hero he just bites you, no explanation, no warning just CHOMP. On cheek, on neck, on shoulder, on YOUR STOMACH. This guy does NOT care-

just say the shitty hero's name again and he's punishing you by casually taking a bite out of you.

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I think, the craziest thing to me, about how people genuinely believe you can't be a Quirkless Pro-Hero in MHA/BNHA, is that having a Quirk doesn't mean you're invulnerable?

Eraserhead's Quirk only allows him to stop other people's powers, but the fighting? Thats him. The giant jump he does over the stairs? The way he throws people around with his capture weapon?

Endeavor makes hot flames, how did that help when Hood the Nomu bit through his arm? We see that his skin cuts like everyone else's, he gets his scar right before that. Hawks stabbing him in the back to make him go faster? Embedded enough to give him speed but not enough to pierce right through him? He goes toe to toe with the Nomu in the Stain Arc, that's all normal strength!

Stain's Paralysis doesn't make him faster, how was he dodging Iida's speed? How were his reflexes so good he moved past AfO Izuku's strikes?

Mandalay's telepathy, how did that help her agility? Sir Nighteye's Foresight, did it make him strong enough to throw those weights? Did Mirio's Permeation make him stronger even when he lost it and was still beating Overhaul's face in? Rock Lock's stop-motion? Ragdoll's Search?

How did Thirteen's Quirk help when almost murdered? Shouldn't she, as someone with a very strong ability just be faster? Bakugo's Explosion did jack when his heart exploded, right? Why wasn't his body just sturdier? Or do they have normal bodies, like a Quirkless person would have?

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Rody and Deku talking on the phone every other night after world heroes mission, Rody venting about different problems at his new job and then getting low-key upset when Deku tries to give him logical solutions to these problems.

Like- "nooo, I don't want a solution, I just want to complain!!"

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Peoples will drive you into a corner and then call you problematic and crazy for the consequence of their actions towards you 💔

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Saw this post in the wild and instantly thought of them.

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Dabi’s side profile. That’s it. That’s the post.

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Who's going to write that fic where Kurogiri secretly survived and timed himself to take Tomura somewhere else so everyone would think he was dead.

And then they went for Toga, because everyone would also believe she was dead.

And years later they went for Touya after a lot of planning on how to make his dead convincing.

So now they're all living in some mountain, trying to figure out how and when to take Compress and Spinner with them.

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The mha ending is false. This is the true ending; the League are all happy, safe, and alive, and they'll live on together forever, being the dumb, chaotic found family they've always been.

(They're on their way to McDonald's. About a 50/50 chance the building will be burnt to the ground by the time they leave. Depends on if their ice cream machine is broken again or not.) Also:

This? This isn't some "ghost" or "vision" or whatever, that's ridiculous lmao. This is real. It's just Tomura on his way home from the pharmacy after picking up Magne's estrogen and Dabi's antipsychotics.

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"And so I was cursed with immortality. Cursed to walk the earth for eternity, never aging past twenty five and never dying." "How old are you, then?" "…Seventy. It was quite recent actually."

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hey, i don't know if you're cozy right now, but if you aren't cozy, please, please get cozy. snuggle up. do whatever you have to do. please I'm begging