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where’s that 1900s painting of the centaur mother playing with her child in a grassy field?

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Do you guys think that they turned on the radio in the escapee car at the end of the ‘alone’ mission?

I think they would 😔🤙

I have been working on this for a bit and I honestly liked the sketch better smh but eh it is what it is, and I need to figure out how to fix the damn quality to be better 😔

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“my pussy has taken me places I wouldn’t go with a gun”

The places in question:

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can anybody else see thsi

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so i started to think about some stuff. never doing that again.

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Worst thing ever in the whole world is when a thunderstorm is forecasted and then it doesn’t storm. literally so rude I was excited for this all day.

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Johnny fucking mactavish

Yes i cry every time i see his death scene

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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway

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Writing a novel is 90% daydreaming and 10% screaming into the void when the words don’t show up.

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I understand it’s difficult to be a parent but it’s time we start telling parents bluntly it’s not the internet responsibility to keep your child safe it’s your responsibility to keep your child safe on the internet

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Okay so since I know I won’t be able to draw it just imagine the vision:

The Laughing cow in this dress in her colors

The Lactaid Cow in this outfit again in her colors:

In the she-ra pose:

Please tell me you guys see the vision

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needy bastard <3

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chronically online reader and simon/price who are almost never online

tf141 and you are bombing an enemy base, when it explodes and the building is on fire you watch it, smile and start speaking “nothing beats a jet 2 holiday, and you can save 50 pounds per person!” and simon and price are staring at you like you’ve gone completely insane

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What do you mean? It’s just an apple 🍎