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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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Awawawawa!! Holy moly this turned out so pretty!!

(Do yall care that i post the same art piece for like 4 days in a row? I feel kinda guilty if i dont post, but at the same time i dont get as much time to draw, plus like, my art pieces seem to be getting more complicated, so finishing stuff takes longer, which means i use the wips as filler. Idk)

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No non furry option, it's 2025 you get a fursona now

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No non furry option, it's 2025 you get a fursona now

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“u attract what u fear” ahhh a vampire’s fangs in my neck so scary

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reblog if you're up all night on the computer, tumblring and whatnot

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i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

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yeah it’s this really funny audio post on tumblr of wario dying in a kart crash. let me just find it… hey dude where are you going?

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I FINALLY GOT UP AND DID SOMETHING AND MADE REFERENCE SHEETS(?) FOR THE WEIRD FOOTBALL SPACE PROBES!!!

i think u can barely call it reference sheet but its not like that matters!!

i love 17776 a lot. i hope i never forget about it when i grow up

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Image Description.

Facebook post from Matt Norris.

Post reads like a conversation between 2 people:

Prison labor is a problem we need to address soon.

Convicts in prison should have to work like the rest of us.

You mean like slavery?

No, we’re giving them 3 meals and a bed, at our expense, while they just sit around and watch TV. They should have to work!

Right. Like slavery.

It’s not like slavery!

Can they leave?

No.

Can they refuse work?

No.

So how exactly isn’t this slavery?

We DO pay them!

Do we pay in accordance with labor laws?

No. We pay them between 33 cents and $1.41/hour with a maximum daily wage below $5, then take up to half of that as room&board fees and victim compensation.

Right. So like slavery.

BUT.

No.

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Below URL image reads “fun bonus fact: enough of our labor market currently relies on labor at these depressed rates, that it has a substantial downward pressure on both wages and job availability in low-skilled sectors. Immigrants aren’t taking your jobs. Slavery is.

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I’d also like to add it’s not just private prisons. It’s also private detention centers where ICE keeps the immigrants.

-fae

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Grabbing her hips so I can hit it deeper and deeper with each thrust

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Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

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Pukicho, do you play marvel rivals? I saw someone on the enemy team named pukicho and he kept punching my friend in the face. I hope you consider being a friend to strangers in the future, rather than needless aggression in the face of adversity.

I would never play that game in my life, I'm sorry to say.

If its not one of these 8 games, then it's not me.

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made it to the white hole station and neaarrlllyy found riebeck on brittle hollow... very humbling to turn on the signalscope while on the white hole station and hear people be consumed by the sun one by one. i even made a mental list of who shouldve died first and i was correct in order. pretty heartbreaking i love this game

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Apparently boomer Democrats are having meltdowns over a gen-z progressive who is primarying an 80 year old Democrat because she "went on trans podcasts" and wore a Charizard kigurumi