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sighing loudly.

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i’ve never taken a cold shower bc when cold meets hot there’s a reaction

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Believe me, it's somehow embarassing and hilarious at the same time. I'm not coordinate enough to run, I tell you. Yells, I missed it, my bad~ If he went that far, I guess it couldn't hurt go with that mix, ahah.

I never did, but now I might want to see that. For science. I said the doping! Come on, I remember the drugs, Jacko, give me some credit.

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......Did you ever see me running? I think I would trip and die on the moment, oh god. It's not that I'm not awake, just very grumpy in the morning, ahah. You forgot the doping, he uses that too ://

Masturbate THEN eat the apple. And then go for a run. Or something. I don’t know. All of those things are supposed to wake you up. That and dope are probably how Lance Armstrong got through the day.

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Honestly I don't even like food anywhere near me in THOSE situations, it gets messy and just nope :/

I’d say I know that feeling but I try to keep my meals and my masturbation in two different rooms.

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I'm gonna try to, can't promise anything. Probably, it's always messy when food is involved, sadly.

I…….Don’t choke on the apple, man, that’s all I’ve got to say. That sounds like it would get sticky very quickly.

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well be waiting wirh open arms :*

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with too gdi

yes good, you better >:((

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i just choked on my doritos omfg i'm gonna try ti eating an apple while masturbating from now on, what one could ask for more in the morning.

You just need the proper motivation to wake up. You can do it! I believe in you! Have an apple! Masturbate! The world rocks!

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shh its ok were gonna have the huge one still it was just a tiny one since i didnt want the big shebang thing ://

i'mma cry anyway fsdahlfsad but congratulations you buttholes, i'm gonna kiss you both later gdi

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That's exactly why it's too early ;-; one shouldn't be allowed to be up before noon.

IT’S ALMOST NINE WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ROSES. (~:

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SCReAMS HI

I NEEDED TO BE THERE FDSAHLKS

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alexanderisabadjoke replied to your post: what even omfg

PRAYING MANTIS SKJDfjk

I'M CRYING, YOU ARE THE WORST FSDAHK.

AND NOW I'M SCREAMING TOO 'CAUSE YOU FUCKERS GOT MARRIED.

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what even omfg