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no running at the pool

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neglected guinea pig + scary cat

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Pondering my orbs.

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our new job launched its mandatory ai transcription program designed to streamline our workflow and not only does it melt down the moment it has to transcribe non-white customers but it keeps hallucinating the existence of a mysterious boy named dorian who shows up in every third call summary

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Your first pride story was touching and all but you still married a man.

Yeah, bisexuals do that sometimes.

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Things Your Character Pretends to Be (But Isn’t, At Least Not Yet)

(Identity masks, coping roles, survival personas.)

The caretaker (but no one’s ever taken care of them).

The brave one (but they’re terrified all the time).

The flirt (because real intimacy is terrifying).

The funny one (because laughter hides the panic).

The overachiever (but they feel like a fraud).

The chill one (but they’re screaming inside).

The leader (but they never wanted the spotlight).

The rebel (but they just want to belong).

The calm one (but their thoughts race nonstop).

The loyal one (even when people don’t deserve it).

The loner (but they’re starving for connection).

The tough one (but they’ve never been allowed to cry).

The problem-solver (but can’t fix their own mess).

The grounded one (but they feel completely lost).

The logical one (because feeling has always gotten them hurt).

The “together” one (but they’re falling apart in secret).

The “nice” one (but they’re boiling with resentment).

The free spirit (but they crave structure).

The peacemaker (but they never say what they need).

The heartbreaker (but they’re terrified of being left first).

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A lil bit more Karlach/minthy but moslty, Karlach strong back time

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can i interest you in some gideon shibari

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My partner apparently had a dream about Morgan and Astarion both as actors in some schlocky horror movie trying to film a kissing scene and having to cut every minute while Astarion complains about everything in the production from the lighting to camera angles.

First of all I’m offended MY OWN BRAIN refuses to manifest this for itself. Second, i hadn’t thought of a modern au setting cause I’m too attached to the magic and fantasy aspects of bg3 but I do love Morgan as a big titty scream queen, it’s what she deserves.

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Spread the word.

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Spread the word.

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remember how young and scared we were?

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no running at the pool

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Run, boy, run. This world is not made for you.

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So my sister is on vacation and has sent me a photo of the store she was buying clothes in.

I'm going to lose it.