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me sending meme to my friends at 3am

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I distrust a mattress that smells like it feels We can unmake the bed and we can deinvent the wheel Allergic to the blanket, still pissing blood I burn through the bed and now I sleep in the mud

I can be a werewolf, if you want me to.

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Guess who uploaded a speed paint of that Mer AU~!

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ring around the rosie

pocket full of

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visiting the “back at it again at krispy kreme” krispy kreme. this is hallowed ground.

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Black Hat vs. Me, a Millennial™

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How I pratice drawing things, now in a tutorial form. The shrimp photo I used is here Show me your shrimps if you do this uvu  PS: lots of engrish because foreign 

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Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.

- submitted by Gene

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Some distressed henry warm up doodles cuz y’all know he’s not gonna be okay in the upcoming chapters

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As a writer, you should try to give your villains plausible motivations, backstories, etc. A villain is much more interesting if they think they’re the hero of their own story.

As a DM, this is still great advice in theory but in practice you should ABSOLUTELY NEVER DO THIS because your players will discover your villains’ tragic backstory, look at their motivation and find it sound, and end up adopting the villains, going rogue from the Celestial Intervention Agency to avenge the wrongs done said villains and ensure their freedom, accidentally kidnapping the President, and plunging Gallifrey into a civil war.

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Captain Kirk™: macho-buff, fuckboy McWomanizer, ruthless badass, depthless, rude...

Actual canon TOS Jim: Gentle empathetic type, a raging feminist, introverted, kinda gay, has PTSD and an eating disorder, respects diversity, reads old books in bed, wears glasses, avoids violence whenever he can, feels deep burdens after taking a life, adores his dear Mister Spock and Bones and his crew, a bit oversensitive...

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That little Slug shit.

Also a little snip bit of how I view my White Hat and Dr. Slug’s personality’s, I love the idea that White Hat is a retired Hero who now sells goods and wares. Though back when he was a hero he didn’t pay that much concern for villains and could be quite brutal. Now comes in Dr. Slug who is a prison escapee (In prison for illegal wares, thievery, and hacking) is taken under White Hat’s wing as a form of rehab. Dr. Slug knows White Hat’s past and wants to try and get a rise out of him and break that stupid goody two shoes act he throws up. Eventually though White Hat catches on and it becomes a big game of pushing each others buttons. Until slowly but surely Dr. Slug’s metal bars start melting away and he falls for that stupid smile, and in a way helps White Hat learn to take care of himself and not just pour out his all on helping others.

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ah yes, yellow concrete, make russian boy BEEG n STRONK

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okay but Black Hat would so totally do horror stuff to scare everyone.

like, casually wait in the dark and then just as Flug spots him out of the corner of his eye, Black Hat’s neck just fucking twists backwards, and oh god that’s a lot of teeth and eyes.

spends a whole day just stalking 5.0.5?? and 5.0.5 can never ever actually spot him, so it’s just all paranoia and shit.

Demencia hugs him and Black Hat just. turns into a thousand spiders. a million spiders. spiders in a jacket.

the mansion is haunted for two weeks. starts off slow and shit, but just gets worse until Flug, Demencia and 5.0.5 are huddled in a corner, screeching at nothing.

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“My Bestest Friend”

I apologize if this is not fluffy enough. but I hope you guys like it ;v;